as my main {as if it isn't easy to tell} would always invite the other juggernauts over to his place to play games
So what have you got for us today, Morde?
Ark: Survival Evolved. It's a game with dinosaurs. I got us our own server to screw around on.
What in Laughing Fish is a dinosaur anyways? I thought that was just a skin for Gnar.
You wouldn't know, but dinosaurs were a thing on Runeterra, long before humans or even yordles were a thing, for the most part they went extinct, very few dinosaurs still existed when ancient humans and yordles like Gnar first emerged, and for good reason: you fleshbags would have likely not gotten to where you are now if they were still around.
(huffs) Nagakabouros tells me that dinosaurs were constantly in motion: it was always eat or be eaten. How I wish to have lived in such times.
(daydreams about living and dying in such times, wonders if he could kidnap Ekko and use his time-travel device... then sighs as he realizes sadly he only recently learned how to use modern electronics and the prospect would likely just end in disaster)
(rolls his eyes) Anyways, how bad could dinosaurs be?
They have great honkin bears like Voli in the game, and they are still considered miniscule compared to some of the dinos there were.
Oh come on, you make these things sounds like Cho'Gath with how big they can get!
(starts the game on one of the many gaming pc's he has, spawns a t-rex with console commands that proceeds to eat his character like an omelet)
...that is a big lizard. (shudders at the thought of Renekton ever getting that big)
(starts to practice his Dinosaur Stance in case he ever gets a rework)
Well they can't be better than a dragon. (huffs defensively)
Shyvana, these things supposedly covered the entirety of Runeterra. Hundreds of thousands of Cho'gath-sized lizards running around, and who knows how many of them were magical?
(starts to play the game) Ah, Mundo's character has no items or clothes! Mundo only has boxers!
It's called Ark: Survival Evolved. The whole point is you start with nothing and...
Hahahahaha! (copied what Morde did, and has suddenly started spawning hundreds of T-rexes)
...work your way up. (sighs, and wonders why he still lets Trundle come to these gatherings)