Describe all of your mains abilities but describe them in the most OP way possible. Then at the end of the description either reveal your champ, or make it a who am i game! The most upvotes gets the bragging right as the most OP Champ Describer! READY? SET? GO!
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Alright well first let me just stress the issue that this guy has been feared since his release. There has been literally no point in time where this guy was considered balanced. Riot has buffed, nerfed, reworked, and all-around tried every way to balance this monstrosity but they can never get it right. His only counters are underplayed champions that fall off, literally the only way to survive laning phase with this guy is to play a god damn heavy lane bully and even then, you will probably only go even with him! Not to mention he'll just walk out of lane with guaranteed more cs than you due to his kit and just roflstomp your squishies. Ha, good luck with that. Now for his breakdown:
Passive: hoooollly fck what was Riot thinking. It literally gives him free damage in every way possible!
like wtf riot...he gets all of this for simply being in combat...wtf
Q: easily one of the most broken abilities in the game (without looking at the rest of this broken freelo champ's kit)
wtf does this thing even not do? Even if you don't hit it's sweet spot it still does insane amount of damage...sighs
W: this is just about the only semi-balanced ability this mofo has...
It's just a huge damage steroid basically. In some cases it can cause your autos to do 300+ damage and it opens the gateway to literally 1000+ true damage that you can use instantly over and over again without cooldown...don't worry it's not like it applies a slow or anything to ensure you can't actually escape. Oh wait... :^)
E: and here's the cake of this guy's kit that ties it all together for his grand finale of an ultimate
This dude's only weakness, and I do mean only weakness is that he has trouble getting to his enemies. So what do they do? They give him the fastest hook in the game. Not only unlike Thresh and Blitz who are fairly easy to dodge and are purely single-target, this guy's hook is aoe and instant cast. Literally undodgeable. Not only is this move pure bullshjt, it also slows you meaning that if you get pulled, you are perma-slowed between his E and his W.
oh and did I mention? this ability gives free 25% armour penetration. HOW OVERLOADED DID YOU WANT THIS GUY, RIOT???
R: HERE IT IS BOYS
here is this man's 1000+ true damage, +500 free ad, instant-cast point and click ability that can be used without a cooldown. And what is Riot's way to balance such an ability? you just have to be fighting in order to use it LOL. NICE LOGIC RIOT. There is no escape from this, it's point and click. We all lovvveee those abilities right?
Not to mention how well this guy synergizes with items. Deadmans? solves your issue with getting to enemies. Black Cleaver? There's your perma-speed up and free max armour reduction by only hitting the target once. Spirit Visage for that juicy 800+ hp heal to become 25% more effective. Who deserves to die while playing this champ, right?
Seriously, wtf does this guy not have? Fcking no counterplay.
If you ever see this man on the enemy team, there is only one thing to do...
#prepare for the Dunkening
Since my main would be a little obvious... Here's someone else I like to play!
My passive means you can't stop my damage by CC'ing me My Q transforms my enemies into allies My W determines our field of battle and puts it in my favor My E makes running from me a futile struggle My ult means I always have the numbers advantage
Who am I?
My passive makes me deal more damage than a yasuo My Q makes me always at high health My W makes people deal the same damage as a soraka My E makes chasing people as easy as saying ice cream soda My R makes killing me IMPOSSIBLE PS: This is only if you are ahead
I will reveal if there are many upvotes
Passive: effect 1: Presents the enemy with a 'predictable' attack pattern that lures them into a very false sense of security. effect 2: Killing enemies generates a free E, leading to another death, leading to another E, leading to another death- Stacks up to 5.
**Q: ** Uses the enemy's own minions as an offensive weapon, dealing scaling damage when their minions are killed in proximity to them. **W: ** Applies a Leona Q... from half the map away. Generates gold for you for every enemy your team kills. **E: ** When levelled, stacked and used in conjunction with W, creates a contained nuclear explosion that will anihhilate any enemy like a fully fed Rengar. R Creates a hitbox that your enemies are pushed to the side of, despite their belief their positioning is... 'voluntary'. All enemies remaining in the hitbox run a risk of being hit by infamously overpowered execution shots. Any enemies not killed by the execution shots will be pre-peeled for easy consumption. Maximum range: their nexus.
Hoooooooooooooooooo boy I'm gonna have fun with this one!
My Passive is something from an Outsustain Teamfight Nightmare. Every spell I use gives an Aura that buffs my team making them that much more of a threat, on top of that, it empowers my Auto attack to deal more damage and have a special effect depending on the spell I just cast!
Q: I throw out two UNDODGEABLE bolts of energy, while those arround me have a boost of Magic damage to their AAs. On top of that, if I use my passive with this Q, I'm dealing a frightening amount of damage from just an AA! Even better, I can get a max this ability, buy a 
, Hit you with my Empowered AA and suddenly your a missing 2/3 of your health! What the actual fuck! How do you plan on countering this?!
W: I give out a decently sized heal to anyone near me, while also giving them a pretty hefty shield. You will NOT be killing my team when I'm near them. Not to mention my passive AA when using this spell causes you to reduces your Damage Output by 25% and INCREASES for every 100 AP I have! This single AA from me makes you completely useless in a fight! How did Riot allow this to happen!!?
E: I hit this button, and I'm almost instantly on your ass. There is no escaping me with this spell on, and if I need to run, you aren't going to catch me! Hell, with a boost of almost 14% Movement Speed, how is anyone supposed to get away from you! It gets even worse when you use my Empowered AA on a champion and slow them hard enough to be considered a Nasus Wither!
R: This is by far the most broken spell in all of League of Legends. It's retarded how broken this is. A Linear AoE that's almost impossible to dodge, that has such a heavy stun! And for the EXTRA BM it FORCES YOU TO DANCE WHEN YOU GET HIT!! It's like dancing at your own funeral at that point! And it hurts! It really freaking hurts!! It gets even worse for you! As I level this spell, it's giving me PASSIVE CDR, meaning I can use my other bullshit more often! UP TO FUCKING 40% CDR! With this spell I dont even NEED to buy CDR items because I get it for free!
This champion is so stupidly broken. If it werent my main, I'd scream every time I saw it!
Passive: Grants a massive speed bonus for literally doing nothing Q: Makes any champ in the game literally useless for a massive amount of time W: Does crazy damage and heals himself, making fighting him useless E: Can literally CC the entire enemy team with 1 cast R: Don't even get me started. It's a mini TP that does STUPID damage to the entire enemy team at once!
**Passive: **Blights any enemies struck by the champion's abilities with a death-mark, increasing their likelihood of death upon recieving damage from allied champions.
Q: Places the enemy struck in a coma, unable to use abilities or to move, but still targettable. W: Activates turret-free mode, negating the very existence of the nearest enemy turret. E: Passive: Creates a large zone, pushing all enemies back as the champion moves. Creates a bonus zone around bushes where enemies can't enter. Active: Briefly removes an enemy's ability to move, and flings the champion onto the enemy. R: Passive: Prevents all and any enemies from engaging a team-fight without your say so. Active: Initiates teamfights by stripping the entire enemy team of their abilities and movement, to allow for a more even playingfield.
Passive: Everytime I hit a certain 1/4 arc, around you, I deal true damage
Q: I dash, dealing damage. It is reduced by 60% if it hits something.
W: I block all incoming damage and slows you. If you try to stun me, while using this ability, I stun you back.
E: I reset my auto attack timer, slowing you on my first basic attack, 100% guaranteed crit the next.
R: Your passive, but better, with a giant heal.
Passive: Daggers also do percent health true damage
Q: Provides a 90% slow on targets hit
W: Now has multiple charges
E: Activates her passive on even if she doesnt pick up a dagger also stuns the target and gives true sight and percent health damage and a shield
R: (This would be scary) Every dagger from her ult also drops onto the floor allow her to jump to and activate her passive
My passive makes killing me dangerous My Q can take a chunk of health and stun or slow My W gives me more health and an explosive shield My E slows and shreds armor My ult takes me across the map at high speeds, allowing me to stun you from far away
Q - You aint gonna move, ever
W - You get a pool of damage at your feet, while not being able to move from my Q
E - Oh you thought you were gonna stun me but nah
R - Lol you're gonna be slowed, then stunned, then stuck. GGWP
I sound like Serina Williams when I basic attack. I will CC you into absolute oblivion. I prefer the Mid lane but I can top lane. I will throw chunks of ice at you every couple seconds. Minion waves are a laughing matter. I have an ult for you and all your friends, or me.
My passive gives me a free bloodthirster,
My Q turns my auto attacks into max-range nidalee spears,
My W makes sure you can't run away,
My E negates your armor items and essentially instakills minions,
My R makes me nigh unkillable, especially if you have the numbers advantage,
Who am I?
Passive - Has their own personal stat stick that no one else can use.
Q - A point and click ability that deals a nice chunk of damage while also giving movement speed, a shield, and an empowered auto that does even more damage.
W - Stops anyone from standing in a large area for the next 4 seconds or risk getting cc'd also has an Orianna Ult attached
E - A deathray that can kill you if it hits you.
R - A nuke that nukes even harder 3 times after the initial blast. Can move around and be auto targeted onto enemies.
You got em it's 
Passive- Rage gain is double and for every 1 rage gains 1 AD. When he reaches 100 rage, he gains the bonuses with double effects for ten seconds. When he megas, proceed to gain 30 AMR/ 30 MR per level, a bonus of 200 HP per level, 5% tenacity resistances also per level. Also he gains increase attack range. All of his abilities have double AD scaling.
Q- When tossed out the first deals normal damage and applies a slow, however if the same target is hit twice. The target is dealt double damage and is now stun for 1.5 secs. (add o.5 secs per rank) No longer applies a lengthily CD if missed. Mega allows for more damage and a slow. Has 70% AD scaling, and 140% scaling in mega form. 50/100/150/200/300
w- Now has a active when you trigger it, by hitting the target 3 times. They are stun for 1 (.5 sec per rank) second, and you gain 50% MS(10% per level). The passive is still there, and so you will so deal target max HP damage, however now deals 7% (2 per rank) true damage. Also has 80% AP scaling, and a 70% AD scaling. Mega allows you slam the ground with both of your fists, in a cone of affect. Any target hit gets stunned for 3 Sec (1 sec per rank) 160% AP scaling, and 140% AD scaling. 2/9/16/23/30
E- Can now bounce twice off allies and enemies. Also can work on wards. When a enemy is hit, they are hurt by 10% your max HP (5% per rank) and apply a 99% slow. Increase all effects if they hit on the second bounce, and further them if they are unlucky enough to get hit by the second bounce. Also a nice 50% AD scaling. Mega allows you stun a target for 1.5 seconds (.5 per rank) and do instead 20% of your max HP. Also when you land on top of your target reduce their AMR by 15% (5% per level) for 3 seconds (1 sec per rank) 10/15/20/25/30
R- In its passive you gain bonuses to the following. Increase the CD of your Q and W passive by a increase of 50%. Increase AS per level by 0.50, AD 15 per level. Q range by 2% per level. When mega FORCE everyone foolish enough to get your way, into any direction. for 150/300/550 with AD scaling of 150% and a slow...also this double if the target is tossed into a wall, meaning 300/600/1100...Also instead of a slow, its now stun for 5 secs(5 sec per rank), and your mega W and E now adds to the stun timer.
Have fun moving. Also its clear who I main <3 Edit: fix where I had actually double my scaling.
Passive. Enchances my normally melee auto-attacks into ranged occasionally, and grants me a shield as well.
Q. Deals damage in an AoE, dealing Huge damage to tanks, no matter the armor as it does %max health damage, then does it again after a few seconds.
W. Increases my speed, but prevents people from dashing around
E. Slams you away, slamming into a solid surface stuns and deals more damage too you
R. FUCK THIS SHIT YOU AND YOUR WHOLE TEAM ARE OUT
My main:
My second main:
I don't have a main for support but for jg...
Passive: Jungle monsters don't attack me lol, also I can clear multiples camps in one clic. Oh yea also at level 5: YOU GET A BLUE BUFF, YOU GET A RED BUFF, YOU GET A BLUE BUFF, YOU GET A RED BUFF
Q: GANGBANG Free dash for everyone!
W: You know those things that allow rengar to jumpcare you and delete you? Well, I can spawn 3 bushs! Also I'm ranged in these things.
E: A shield that is also a Zilean's Q after a few seconds, also slows and if the shield kills something while being on a ally, they get ALL the gold because I really don't need it.
R: You know how annoying the Ice Climbers or Rosalina and Luma are in Super Smash Bros because you are basically figthing a 1 vs 2? Well have fun fighting a 5 vs 6 because Daisy is here: Prepare for trouble, and make it double!
he has a targeted dash on his that applies 100% ad AND has an ap scaling. It has a 3.3s cd with max cdr.
he has an ability deals 1.0 AP damage if used correctly AND is an auto attack reset. It also has a passive DOT that applies on every auto and scales of AP.
he can also be untargetable at WILL, slows the enemy BY 60% if hit and has nice damage and scaling. It also allows him to dash 2 times.
his R is a 1300 range AOE 1.2 AP ratio skill that slows and then knocksup everyone hit.
:^)
