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thinking poppy and kha would probably have a hell of a fight. poppy would be able to get on him and absolutely leave lethal attacks with that hammer, but I think that kha would be able to avoid most of it with his near flying and invisibility. I think overall kah probably has the advantage and would win.
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Coulda sworn we just fixed this shit
: Have you seen my bear Tibbers?
: Turns Annie into a bear.
used Psybeam!
used Thunderbolt!
used Magnitude!
is knocked up and cannot attack!
used Earth Power!
used Thunderbolt!
used Hyper Beam!
used Thunder!
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: you are literally trying to punch a ghost
: I CAN TRY DAMMIT
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...
Yeah, I think the fight would be pretty one-sided.
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This would be one scary ass fight
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They would tie except rengar would lose an eye
Oh wait.. that happened already
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Uhh. The fuck is happening here?
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braum refuses to hurt an innocent creature such as soraka then they go on a date......
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Seems WW had to hire someone else to do the job for him...
I wouldn't know. Riot never finished their lore.
smokes
2nd Highest :
"Ooooh Baby, with those devastating Hextech Gauntlets this co--"
Highest : 
So yeah Vi probably slips on the wet tile coming out of the shower, and Kindred kill-steals the faucet.
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Hunter vs Psychopath ... Shaco would win. Even if Rengar had the capability on jumping him without Shaco poofing away, Shaco would piss him off so much with his clones and boxes and random taunting.
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Wow that's actually a pretty epic fight
Throws arcane energy everywhere
Throws corrupted cosmic energy everywhere
throws more energy
summons black hole
throws more energy tries not to get sucked in
throws energy
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Bard would leave the battle after 1 min 30 to go collect meeps.
Azir would stand in the corner yelling "SHURIMA"
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Swain would morph into a bird and eat her, obviously.
I see them killing each other, then yelling
I WAS IN POOL
I WAS IN TRICKSTER
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Shaa, let's go sheep. Transforms into...
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|:3 ;3
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vs I thin naut would win if were going of his actual size he could just step on her I mean he's 36 feet tall so
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Starts off on a snowy dawn.... Thresh has threaten the lives of the very people braum loves... THE POROS. After thresh had shown how lethal he can be, after all he has the soul of Lucian's wife. Braum gathers the Poros that have survived thresh's onslaught to protect them. Thresh tracked them down where they'd finally face off
: I do not wish to gather the soul of such a man, just the pathetic souls of these "creatures" you call "Poro's"
: I'm afraid thresh, in order for you to gather the souls of these last surviving poro's. You'll have to go through me.
: He grabs his scythe hook and gives a small laugh "Are you sure you wish to die? You'll just become another flesh bag for nocturne if you carry on like this.
With a fire in his eyes Braum stands strong with his shield on his right arm. He puts the shield down and leans on it "My soul is with the people of the Frejord. If I die protecting the animal life of them. So be it!
: FOOL!
Battle starts
makes the first move, throwing his hook at Braum. Braum, being the badass he is grabs his shield and puts it up (his E, unbreakable) yet somehow he still gets the hook around braum (cause riot logic)
, trapped as he is slowly being pulled to his death, he drops the shield and falls to the side, slipping out of the hook of threshes. He quickly grabs his shield and throws a poro at thresh (
). Thresh trying to gather up his hook gets smacked by the poro. Confused by the creature, he shrugs it off, as braum flies towards thresh (For some reason dash isnt a summoner or it'd be here). Smacking thresh with his shield. (Passive of braums)
: tho recovering from the attack, he throws his lantern down to give himself a shield, with the shield protecting him he looks to thresh and cuts him down his chest with his scythe. Braum flinches a tad from the massive gash that thresh's attack did (flay passive)
: With a smile on his face, he looks to thresh. "heh. Idiot." He jumps in the air to slam down, causing a massive crack in the ground. Thresh gets knocked up into the air as he slams his back down into the snowy ground. Braum smacks him one more time as a loud CLASH noise is made. (Passive proc of bruam).
as badly wounded as that blow was, thresh laughs and laughs at him. "I'm the idiot? heheh." Thresh smiles as he summons a massive box around them. Forcing braum to be on his own.
As the fight rages on, blows after blow on each other, however like all fights and all things in life. This must end
Braum, bleeding heavily from all the blows looks to thresh... Who seems to be... dying? He looks badly wounded as well. With the box still around them. braum looks to thresh. He knows what he must do to save the people he loves. He throws his shield down and grabs thresh
"as my mother always said... DON'T LOSE!"
He picks him up as thresh tries to grab his lantern but fails to. He charges right into a wall of the box, causing a massive explosion. As the snow settles... as the poros run away out of fear that thresh could have lived... Time slowly fades as 
flies around to locate braum to regroup with the armies of ashe (pretty sure he's with ashe, right?) she spots him, half frozen in the ground. As she flies down to grab him. Some small laughter is heard as a scythe flies out of the snow and wraps its self around the bird lady. Thresh uh, half "dead" you might say, part of his skull face is cracked as ghostly gas flies out of his body.
Thresh looks at braum's slowly decaying body...
"I... Win...."
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Pretty much this.
The stage is set..
This one is all alone, and barely worth eating!
The lighting is perfection..
Isolate...and DEVOUR
Alien 4, scene 4...ACTION
A timer starts ticking as he moves through the bush towards Jhin, and a lotus flower blossoms near him
This pollen and nectar! Must DEVOUR!
Counting with the ticks of the flower next to Kha, as he flips his extended, shoulder mounted rifle into position 1..2..3...FOUR! GUNSHOT
BOOM, headshot!
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A fight between two supports....
Where are my front row seats!? [slayer-pantheon-popcorn]
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Game-wise I think these two champions are pretty evenly matched, since they're both burst style duelists that require roughly the same range to deliver their damage. It would literally come down to who got the drop on who. I've seen it go either way.
Lore wise? Good luck and go with god, Jhin, you're gonna need it. Not much a man can do against an immortal embodiment of the Freljord.
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A pretty even fight tbh.
Karma would probably eventually win though, eventually a Mantra Q will hit and rip Sona.
IIRC my highest mastery champions are and 
Game wise I'd have to give it to Alistar early on, but Azir outscales Ali hard
Lore-wise it's a bit harder, though I think Alistar would eventually be exhausted of fighting through hordes of sand soldiers, with the sun disc wrecking him in the end xD
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This would be interesting but I think vel'koz would win because he would incinerate him before ekko could rewind.
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Um... Well Bard would be able to stun Shaco to his clone I guess. But I think they would both just give up after chasing each other around and end up just leaving.
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To hell with fighting; I ship this!
EDIT: I'm putting back the original post (well, something close, I don't remember every detail).
You know I can see you whenever you get close?
Because that bight red circle around your shroud is the epitome of subtle? Also I bought a 
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Riot must truly hate us if your passive and my W are countered by such a cheap item.
You may be right; have you seen my lore?
Nods sympathetically. I have. You have my condolences.
Sighs. I'm no longer in the mood to fight you. Why were we doing this anyway?
It was because of some post on the Memes & Games section of the NA boards.
That's just... Let's just not do this right now.
Agreed. It is a shame you wasted your gold on that pink ward.
Looks at Akali. Looks at the pink ward in her hand. Looks back at Akali. Smiles seductively. Oh, I wouldn't call it a waste.
Looks at Evelynn. Looks at the pink ward in Evelynn's hand. Looks back at Evelynn. Oh. I see.
Approaches Akali. So... how long does that shroud of yours last?
Long enough. Uses W.
"Beware the Depths. For I am the Juggernaut that will be your end. None can best my strength, none can pierce my armor, non can ecape my grasp!"
pops out of bush. picks up random hammer "Hey look. I found a hammer! It says Mjölnir on the side....what's that mean?"
"....crap....."
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The battle of the Naked Babes.
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Taric: 
