+1 for the original Muppet Show.
"Bruh, you know Udyr is only OP because of Runic Echoes and Zzrot right?"
Me: "Yeah and?"
"Why are you using Devourer?"
Me: "Because I've always gone Devourer on him"
"OMG this Udyr picks an OP champ and doesn't realize why he's OP"
Me: "And apparently you're just real salty that you push with no wards and are getting rekt by Elise so you're looking for someone to blame"
"You don't gank at all!"
Me: Not true, I've ganked your lane twice and you've died both times mid-gank, I've ganked bot about 3 times, I've gotten us a drag, and I straight up killed Elise in her jungle"
The person then proceeded to AFK and we lost :(
DAMN STRAIGHT

https://reneedezvous.files.wordpress.com/2013/06/i-wanna-go-fast.jpg (disclaimer: not my main, but do love to play him :3)
If you're bronze, you probably should listen
"dude build rabadon's on teemo" dude shut the fuck up he has low-ass ratios and needs magic pen.