: Guys please, if he keeps chasing and feeding, don't follow him and let him die alone.
######Rarely abandons teammates and keeps getting baited by the fool
When you find yourself reminding other people to ward so much you forget to ever place your own.
Me as
"I really need to save my ult for
...."
*Ults
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ENEMY PENTAKILL!!!
"God fucking damn it."
Me: Play it safe, guys dives a Garen and Zed under turret as Ashe
Usually im like.
Dont teamfight guys, DONT TEAM FIGHT.
Then when the teamfight begins i feel obliged to burn everything because if not I will regret it thinking we could have won it ;-;
as Tank- "For god sake stay behind me, I'm the damage sponge!"
as ADC- stands off to the side away from tank "OMG,
just killed me" D:
I would like to believe it's cause I play tanks so much I'm used to being the front line... but we all know the real reason ;__;
was the title really needed?
I see this all the time with trinket upgrades. Always that one person that will say don't forget to upgrade your trinket and yet he never gets it the whole game .
"And for advice, I give you this simple piece of guidance: kill the enemy, and do not die yourself. If you follow this, we shall achieve victory."
get caught farming, still kill off 2 enemies, enemy gets Dragon
Welp, that's not good
Here's a hint, don't get freaking caught you idiots
2 minutes later:
gets caught trying to steal enemy red. Enemy pushes hard and wins the 4v5
"Hey guys we need to stick together please, they keep picking us off one by one. This is why their entire team is fed."
The rest of my team "K bruh"
Goes off alone to ward our blue buff
An Ally has been slain
"..Gromp was looking at me the wrong way.....and so was Soraka...alone....so i felt obligated to go over and assert my dominance as the best support in this match, by dueling her....."
"........."
"She had friends near by"
"............................................................................................................"
"btw Vayne's flash is down, as well as their ult's..........<_>"
Enemy Double Kill!!
"........."
"Whats your excuse?"
"Barron was looking at me the wrong way, so i felt it was appropriate to go over and assert my dominance as the best lord satan NA"
The enemy team has slain Barron Nashor!!
"This fking team..."
"Dayum guys, we need vision, holy fk.."
*Has Purchased
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So this thread is literally just a title, and then a gif repeating the title.
I can dig it.
This is so much like me it's scary. . . .
when your team wants to baron and you know its a stupid idea but you're the only damage source on your team so you have to go to atleast give your team some chance of getting it
All the time lol.
That explains all the trouble that I'm always in.