How punny are you?

Netherlife·10/7/2016, 8:38:55 PM·7 votes·1,190 views

Lets get this going, I'm going to be the bomb that starts the great Pun War.

Rules

All puns count, full contact pun war

Lets do this. I'll start with some classics.

Ok, Ahri ready guys? LeeSin close, cuz' your for-Jhin is looking bleak. So do your best, cuz' I like Riven life on the edge. Oh and don't look at my Ashe or breasts, if you must know they're Ezreal as it gets. Buckle in and don't Fizz yourself, because when it comes to classic LoL puns... I got a Zilean of 'em.

[slayer-jinx-wink]

(P.S. You get bonus points and a special sticker if you make a decent pun with a Void character's name.)

28 Comments

Victraze10/8/2016, 1:16:22 AM3 votes

I Garentee (Garen) that I'll get an upvote, Ivern'd it. (Ivern)

Surge0610/7/2016, 9:32:15 PM3 votes

A pun war? I want in on this, but I most warn you I won't pull Annie pun-ches. Instead I'll surpRyze you with my material. You might as well be digging your own Graves. If you fight me, there's no Garentee you'd survive. Even if yo do, you'd be Branded a failure in the eyes of many. And Bards will sing of this tale, and it will Ekkoed by future generations.

Can't help it really. Meiby it's just part of my perSonality.

ChíckenDaddy10/7/2016, 9:20:09 PM2 votes

The mother of all machinery KogMaw

Kallian10/8/2016, 1:21:47 AM2 votes

how does a warlock play basketball? heKassadin

Zarvanis10/8/2016, 11:04:47 PM1 votes

I'm just gonna use these puns I posted a few days ago.

Akali-t a win. You must Illaoi-t to happen. A Jhin-uinely Jhin-erous Jhin-eous en-Jhin-eer who uses in-jhin-uity. They're not Bard to come up with. I'm not Janna stop, even though they're a pain in the Ashe. Are they Draven you crazy? They're not Brand new, but Elise they're not bad Karma. Lux on my side. Viktor-Yi is Garen-teed. This Fizz-n't gonna stop Annie time soon. They're gonna Rammus into the ground. Vi am I doing this? Yorick-spected to Ryze up. Some people might tell me to Diana fire. Pay the Fiora beating is in your future. Ezreal as it gets. It Kled to success. Miss Fortune. We need Vi-Sion in the Jungle. Sivir the limbs. This is Sona-t a good idea. Lee Sin to your heart. We found them using so-Gnar. (Or) We found them using Sona-R.

Netherlife10/7/2016, 8:44:32 PM1 votes

[slayer-pantheon-popcorn]

Roit Gums10/7/2016, 8:50:54 PM1 votes

What do you call a Kha'zix outplaying a Lee sin?

Insect

Kitty Darkstar10/7/2016, 9:36:35 PM1 votes

A former doctor, while auditioning for a play, broke his leg. But luckily, he could still make the cast.

PinkAbuuna10/8/2016, 8:31:34 PM1 votes

If you get Rek'd in this 1v1, I'm gonna Sai.

Kill me now.