How to win at League of Legends

So I found out that the best way to win at league is to not play it. I have tried several times to try and stop but I have found the winning move and that is to have Riot ban my account. I have won this game and ascended, later nerds.

Proof that this is for real and not JUST a meme: https://i.imgur.com/VO40nvy.png?noredirect