How to Get Upvotes On Your Post

Here are your options:

1.) Embrace the Laughing FIsh. 2.) Make a bad pun that will knock your audiences' socks off. 3.) Screw that [Insert "Broken" Champion Here] 4.)

EDIT: Meanwhile, I'm watching the downvotes pour into my face. Also 5.) Flirt with your audience

EDIT 2: 11.) Fill your audience with determination