What's the weirdest thing anyone has tried to report you for?

toe thief·Apr 25, 2015·44 votes·4,414 views

Mine was: gets hit by sona ult "report katrina intentional feeding, u saw the dance"

Yes, I did try to explain to him that Sona's ult makes you dance. No, he didn't understand.

145 Comments

ErisinApr 25, 201535 votes

Getting cs with relic shield.

JofeyyApr 26, 20155 votes

Came here for this XD

KikirinoApr 25, 201526 votes

Team reported me for winning. We were so far ahead and my team was just farming kills in the enemy base instead of winning so I kill the nexus and my team flipped out.

PartholonianApr 25, 201516 votes

If I say this wins the thread, will I then have to report you for that too?

SukishooApr 25, 201523 votes

Buying two pairs of boots on accident when I was new.

DeliothApr 25, 20155 votes

I think this is fair to you- I mean, who doesn't think they should get two boots. I don't remember it saying specifically that it's a pair. I think Corki might need 8 of them (one for each blade of his ROFLCopter)

TDubHApr 25, 201526 votes

Dude, you have two FEET THERE'S ONLY ONE BOOT what is the PROBLEM with getting 2 BOOTS for 2 FEET ;(

SukishooApr 25, 20154 votes

I know right? I need one for each foot!

Space BumApr 25, 201512 votes

Hecarim 4x boots. Works well with passive.

MFW I don't have feet... Cassiopeia Lissandra Velkoz Nami

TDubHApr 26, 20156 votes

Corki Don't worry, you don't need feet to wear boots, just wear the boots on your head.

Toa of DeathApr 25, 201523 votes

I got reported for my build being different than what someone else builds when they play the same champ. He kept raging and saying I was retarded for not building what he thinks is right. People need to understand that different playstyles sometimes call for different builds.

AkeydelApr 25, 201514 votes

That person's an idiot, not for just saying his build is good, but for saying you should build the same items every game.

T RexHasLongLegsApr 26, 20153 votes

Did you build 6 boots? BC you should have. It's the best build. Just ask a teemo main.

DrackolusApr 25, 201520 votes

Winning too fast. By the enemy team. 13 minutes. It was URF.

FewtasApr 25, 20153 votes

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Winning too fast. By the enemy team. 13 minutes. It was URF.

Funniest thing ever. Especially when your playing Evelynn .

DrukyulApr 25, 201519 votes

I reported someone for saying "bruh" yesterday. I stand by my decision.

Toothierosprey3Apr 25, 20158 votes

Bruh....

DrukyulApr 25, 20158 votes

May your family get measles and your closest friend be killed by your favorite animal.

TulareApr 25, 20156 votes

u mad bruh?

PandahHeartApr 25, 201517 votes

For being a girl... Someone who was raging noticed I was a girl (by my name) and proceeded to insult me and say that they were going to report me for being a girl.. -__-

They were going on a tangent on how I shouldn't be allowed to play League. Not even sure why. We were destroying their inhibs and winning the match.

Kitty DarkstarApr 25, 201511 votes

People like that still exist?

TheSequelsRBadApr 25, 201516 votes

My brother got reported for verbal abuse for spamming singed's laugh.

Chespin2013Apr 25, 201514 votes

i got reported for saying ggwp

SnarflazApr 25, 201514 votes

Ahri _Gets killed by le'blanc_PANTHEON SHE'S LOW GET HER

Pantheon Ignores "Can't get to lane fast enough

Ahri PANTHEON YOU DUMB SHT WHATTT THE FKKKK ARE YOU DOING REPORT PANTH

Pantheon Bro calm your tails, can't get there fast enough

Ahri It's called using your ult

Pantheon I'm level 5. Are you playing lee sin or something?

EndlessSorcererApr 25, 201513 votes

My midlane Zed tried to take my blue so I smited it. I was a fed Fiddlesticks.

Taking Red Buff as a fighter or tank instead of allowing our feeding ADC to take it (when the enemy divers all have dashes or blinks), even when I'm fed or jungling.

Not ganking for one of my feeding allies, even if I'm getting kills and objectives for our team everywhere else on the map.

People are weird.

toe thiefApr 25, 20155 votes

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EndlessSorcererApr 25, 20159 votes

While it does somewhat help Zed, Fiddlesticks kinda needs the mana regen for efficient clearing and ganking. Without it Zed can poke slightly less frequently, while Fiddlesticks suffers from low mana regeneration and can't really clear or gank as efficiently without some form of mana regeneration.

I'd have understood if it was a mana hungry laner like Anivia, since you can function without blue as Fiddlesticks, but it's not really worth passing it over to a Zed in comparison.

Alice NullApr 25, 201513 votes

I was once reported for "feeding" after I went 0/3/40 as Zilean. (This was old zilean, with global passive and targeted Q etc). I was the support.

blueberrypancakeApr 26, 20155 votes

Maybe your time magic was so powerful they got turned into a 6 year old

FewtasApr 25, 201511 votes

Not ganking while playing a Nunu. People, please.

xX420n0sc0pzXxApr 25, 20155 votes

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Not ganking while playing a Nunu. People, please.

Have you ever seen Nunu gank? all they can do is buff you, deal like 50 magic damage with their iceballs or whatever and if you're lucky he can get sombody to use flash with a well placed ult.

Edit: forgot the title of the thread sorry

TDubHApr 25, 20156 votes

has you seen FULL AP nunu? that snowball HURTS... seriously (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻) Screw your meta (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻) Screw "league of tanks" i'll build full AP and still kill you (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻) Screw "league of mobility" I'm gonna fk you up with ashe (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻) Screw "leaugue of Scaling" i'll pick someone who does well early and screw your team comp over (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻) Screw "League of early game" I'll still enjoy Nasus (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻) Screw your Danger... I AM THE DANGER http://img.pandawhale.com/post-14714-I-AM-THE-DANGER-gif-Walter-Whi-toNE.gif

EDIT: (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻) Screw that stupid "wombo Combo" team comp SPLIIIIIITTTPUUUUUUSSSHHHH (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻)

SinlaireApr 26, 20154 votes

man do you hate tables or something? you flipped enough of them right there to clear out a whole Furniture Row it seems.

Raptors Go RawrApr 25, 201511 votes

I was third pick. Said ADC Please when I got into lobby. Last pick got mad that he couldn't ADC and said that it was decided last game lobby(someone dodged) that he was going to ADC so he picked ashe support and attempted to troll. We ended up dominating the lane. And at the end of the game he kept telling everyone to report me for trolling. uhm. what?

TrylobyteApr 25, 201511 votes

I'm not a toxic player (usually) so if I get reported it tends to be because of something stupid. The most common thing I get reported for, bar none, is for roleplaying my champion in chat. Especially when that champion is Mundo.

Ryu the firstApr 26, 20156 votes

lmao that sounds so chill tho

EmbertineApr 25, 20158 votes

I was once reported for dying protecting the ADC. The ADC raged constantly at me for dying in protection of them. So I decided I wasn't going to die for them anymore. Then they raged and wanted me reported for not keeping them from dying. I saw no way to win in that situation.

KrevikApr 26, 20154 votes

The joys of playing support for an adc with no clue what support is all about...

WheatloafApr 25, 20157 votes

I got reported for being a car...

It's not my fault full AP Lulu goes fast ;-;

[Disclaimer: it was a Hide-and-Seek game among friends, nobody was actually being an asshole.]

Thrill MoentralApr 25, 20156 votes

A Vayne in the top lane said I was a cheater because I was getting back HP on Vladimir without Lifesteal or Spellvamp. And by the way she said it, I'm still not sure if she was trolling or not.

blueberrypancakeApr 26, 20154 votes

You're a fucking vampire

I mean the theme...

It must have been a 6 year old

or someone who horribly failed their IQ test

LeetriApr 25, 20155 votes

One game I was playing J4 jungle and the enemy jungle threatened to report me because I kept counter jungling him and stealing all his buffs. Another game I was threatened with a report for NOT intentionally feeding. Yeah, seriously.

Colgate GatorApr 25, 20155 votes

Someone told me they'd report me for being a tryhard and picking Irelia, the funny thing is that he was a toplane Hecarim with smite/teleport and cinderhulk.

BudupopsApr 25, 20155 votes

playing Urgot

Mecha MaIphiteApr 25, 20154 votes

Our Jarvan was raging at our bot, and I told him to take a chill pill.

"Stfu kid reported"

SìelApr 25, 20154 votes

While at full hp, getting dived under tower and dying without being able to kill anyone then getting blamed for not hugging tower and farming...

BeatzBoyFTWApr 25, 20153 votes

When an ADC main picks a Jinx etc and then:

fail-flash against the wall.
stands in front of the team in teamfights like a fking Garen.
buys Essence Reaver

and her excuse for not being deserve to be reported for "Unskilled Player" is...

"I'm new to Jinx"

TDubHApr 25, 20153 votes

So what you're saying is, you used the LEAST damaging form of report (Unskilled, i don't think ANYONE has gotten banned for that.) and the person was like Ey Bruv Being unskilled is =/= being unskilled

Am i right?