USA! USA! USA!

Laughing Fish··93 votes·14,199 views

https://socialcontrol.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/4th-of-july-meme-captain-america-punching-hitler.jpg https://media.giphy.com/media/Ez01FtPZuFYVa/giphy.gif

Before July 4, 1776 there was nothing but darkness. But then a light was born, and the shadow was banished form this land. Today we celebrate the birth of freedom itself. https://media.giphy.com/media/rbE4XIr6GS8F2/giphy.gif

Now, some of your communist scum may say "But Fish! There are other good nations too!", to which I have only this to say: http://cdn.acidcow.com/pics/20130430/how_things_are_done_in_the_united_states_of_murica_33.jpg

And to those living in the ashes of the British Empire: http://mrwgifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/Cant-Touch-This-MC-Hammer-Dance-Gif.gif

And it is all thanks to the greatest human to ever live, George Washington! http://d1vr6n66ssr06c.cloudfront.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/KingWashington.jpg

And finally, to Tencent, the Chinese overlord's that run Rito, I have this to say: http://pa1.narvii.com/6084/36f28ee58d9e1513ba16f4075092d68c4a4d1418_hq.gif

172 Comments

Glory ln Death7 votes

Wow, it's still snowing up there? I'm kind of glad I don't live there now.

Explains why you worship the sun so much!

Face The Sun5 votes

lol, no snow anymore, just rain [slayer-jinx-wink]

The Aqualious16 votes

And Maple Syrup

Glory ln Death14 votes

MAPLE SYRUP RAIN?!?!? I'M MOVING TO CANADA, BOYS!

The Aqualious10 votes

Move to BC, we are the best... Though it doesn't rain syrup... That would be a sticky situation

RiotRiot UltraCombo26 votes

Happy 4th of July everyone!!! FREEEEEEEEEDOM ;)

Sahn Uzal25 votes

Meanwhile, most people still don't care enough to learn the difference between ''USA'' and ''America''

http://66.media.tumblr.com/a9b086f7491680325499a09976c5b14b/tumblr_o3qtec0ey91r3h131o2_500.gif

jk, love y'all. Happy 4th of July!

Laughing Fish55 votes

Actually, while "The Americas" refers to a hemisphere, and "North America" and "South America" refer to continents, "America" is a nickname for a nation. It is the same as shortening The People's Republic of China to China.

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Laughing Fish24 votes

Basically: The Americas = Western Hemisphere South America = Continent within The Americas North America = Continent within The Americas America = The land of the free and the home of the brave within North America

It Hertz When IP13 votes

But how else will strangers on the internet get to feel mentally superior if they can't use logical fallacies?

Malicious Fury22 votes

I love living in a nation where you can make fun of your nation's leader as much as you want and the police will protect you while you do it. :D

http://lolworthy.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/trump-building-wall-gif.gif

zorlox775 votes

Love that Gif*[slayer-pantheon-thumbs]*

The Aqualious21 votes

Meanwhile, Canada watches quietly

Laughing Fish21 votes

Canada is cool. I will allow them to watch our celebration. http://www.reactiongifs.com/r/allw.gif

The Aqualious12 votes

Let's sit back and enjoy the free health care

Malicious Fury7 votes

If you're not on a waiting list.

The Aqualious7 votes

look at it this way, I'm on it for free, and don't have to sell a kidney to pay for a lung

Malicious Fury7 votes

Yes that is nice, as long as your condition doesn't get worse while waiting.

KONO RUBICK DA3 votes

those gifs are here just to show how nothing is happening in EU, there is no jealous or madness.

Glory ln Death16 votes

You should be jealous. You don't get fireworks today. https://media.giphy.com/media/D5AEURSpVpwVa/giphy.gif

KONO RUBICK DA4 votes

i will get it in 10 days

google is your friend. i will make it faster https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bastille_Day

Glory ln Death15 votes

And in 10 days I will be jealous of you. But today, you are jealous of me!

Also, what holiday? I googled it and found either Bastille Day or National Nude Day. (I feel like it's the first one, but the second might get some attention, as well.)

Edit: posted before your edit, guess it isn't National Nude Day

KONO RUBICK DA16 votes

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And in 10 days I will be jealous of you. But today, you are jealous of me!

sounds like a good deal

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National Nude Day.

http://gif-finder.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/Steve-Carell-Facepalm.gif

Glory ln Death6 votes

There is also Pandemonium Day, but that wasn't as funny. This is what happens when you tell someone to google something.

KONO RUBICK DA8 votes

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This is what happens when you tell someone to google something.

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Laughing Fish12 votes

The French are basically communist. Call me when you have real freedom. http://prod1.image.notey.com/4797071_california-bro-fights-back-when-his-landlord_t5872ea86.gif

Sonicblaster3311 votes

But the French helped the US achieve freedom! HOW COULD COMMUNISTS DO THAT?????

Oakleaf Ranger6 votes

The only good country in Europe is Spain. They have a 2 holidays, one where they run with bulls and another where they throw tomatoes at each other all day. Send me a message when the French do something like that.

Ahristocats9 votes

LF: you're jealous rubick: no i'm not LF: yes you are! Rubick: NO IM NOT LF: thanks for making my day me: guys stop feeding the troll...

Eevee In A Jar16 votes

For the Brits, they are saying "Happy Treason Day" xD

ARequestOfDeath5 votes

no one celebrated canada day on here.

Glory ln Death15 votes

Well, that's Canada's problem. They need to encourage more patriotism in their people.

kaltenashes11 votes

nice, lets encourage germans to be more patri.... nevermind

Glory ln Death20 votes

That's actually a pretty big problem in Germany right now - they're so scared to show anything even resembling patriotism because of the whole Hitler fiasco.

kaltenashes3 votes

in brazil we dont have a lot of patriotism also, hell, half of the people i meet just wanna leave brazil and live in usa or europe

idk seems to me that if people on germany start to be way too patriot they could be mistaken by nazist and be perma-banned off the server...i mean country.

Glory ln Death10 votes

Yeah, that's why they've been hard-wired to NOT be proud of their country... kind of sad, since Germany has a lot of good qualities. They shouldn't be overshadowed by one (albeit major) problem in their past.

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