Join the Glorious...
: We are gathered here today to join the glorious
Eve
Lucian
Should anyone here present know of any reason that this couple should not be joined in holy matrimony, speak now or forever hold your peace.
: We are gathered here today to join the glorious
Eve
Lucian
Should anyone here present know of any reason that this couple should not be joined in holy matrimony, speak now or forever hold your peace.
I recon I do, trust me win i say this union aint in the cards
Heheh, but I thought yous left her, Toby?
Don't worry, I'll just steal her soul too. Not the first time I stole his wife's soul.
hold on there partner, she's the one that left me hog tied. But i hold no ill will, any lady that can swindle me and take my share of the loot darn took my heart
Who let
in? We'll just have to finish you off after the ceremony!
You have some weird frie-
SILENCE! No more objections! Who has the bloody
?
(Holds the
s, making Bard noises.)
MOVE IT, ALL OF YOU. SOME OF US ARE WAITING TO GET MARRIED TOO, YOU KNOW.
... (blushes and says nothing, but looks happy)
(sees a line of champion couples has formed) ...wait, HOW MANY OF YOU CAME HERE TO GET MARRIED?
Us too!
NOOOOOO! I SAID NEVER! is being dragged by 
You will all get your turns! Just be patient or I will bind you together through steel!
(On a side note, pls rito, Officiant Viktor skin/Groom&Bride skins)
(chime noises)
...what do you mean we're out of
? Go buy some!
(gong noise)
...we can't fit more rings into the budget? Then go farm some minions for gold!
oh no you don't
: We're getting married!
Turns to Viktor I have this handled.
: Do you, Lamb, profess your love of undeath to Wolf?
Wolf: OOH, he looks tasty! Little lamb, may I gnaw it to bits?
Lamb: Dear Wolf, do what you wish.
: Wait, what- ARGH! S-stop, these garments were EXPENSIVE!
(Dragging in
)
I SAID NO!
WE WILL BE MARRIED IN THE SUNS GLORY!
(is panting behind them) Leona.... wait.... for.... me... (Passes out)
drops the flower basket in the process.
_click click growl hiss _
http://tf2wiki.net/ww/images/c/c2/South_of_the_Border_Set.png "WHEEEEWWWWW Wheeewwwww whew. . ." [Everyone looks at him] "What?"
"Who invited him?"
"I did. He's my best drinking buddy."
"What? What are you doing here? You're not even on the guest list!"
"Who's that guy?"
"Beats me."
"Oh my sincere apologies! I use the teleporter to get here. I forgot that I returned the teleporter entrance back to its owner."
"Are there anymore incompetent guests who want to intrude?"
[Crash Sound]
"What the-"
https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/a/a8/Wheatley_sapper_pulledout60.wav?t=20130314020310
"Not you again. . ."
https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/0/0d/Wheatley_sapper_idle06.wav?t=20130313030116
How long does her stealth last?
: You know, it's funny.
: What is?
: Well...never thought I'd be doing this.
: Did anyone?
smiles "I'm gonna wreck you this evening."
Kha'zix blushes
: We are gathered here...
Bring on the down votes!
: Ok.
Is it my turn yet?
almost