I read
"Azir is a good parrot"
That works too lol
... Thank you it isnt Azir barfing out food from his mouth, i already need mindbleech from the thought of it.
o_O
Well that definitely requires some extra strength mind bleach.
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http://i.imgur.com/GrmcVX9.jpg?noredirect
No need to thank me.
<3
eyebleach.com
That should help assuage some of the nightmares.
oh god, I was eating when i saw
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http://i.imgur.com/GrmcVX9.jpg?noredirect
No need to thank me.
<3
How much bleach do I need to drink in order to die? 
FOR SHURIMA'S SAKE PUT ME DOWN
He's more like the great great great grandfather, but this is close enough.
Also you mentioned my glorious Emperor in a positive light, so I'll overlook your heresy...
Looks like a Quaker Parrot to me. I used to have one, they are cool little fellas.
Their vocabulary is limited and lots don't speak at all, but I did teach mine about 5 phrases. He was not very politically correct. The only two I can write on here were "Love you", and "Whatcha doin?".
Where I once lived, there was a parrot at tourist-farm-thing (it was kind of like a petting zoo) that everybody taught NSFW phrases/words. It was a homophobic, misogynist and racist parrot (amongst other things).
Awww... he's so caring!
i was expecting a chicken and got a parrot instead............