It all makes sense now...

The Letter H·Nov 3, 2016·93 votes·11,974 views

Dota = doto http://images.akamai.steamusercontent.com/ugc/423690028462604859/AE7648CEDBCC7E66753D49DCAB709D5B296E710E/ Riot = Rito https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/437918760629194752/Vex3aUh3.jpeg Doto+ Rito = Dorito

A dorito is a triangle. https://static-cdn.jtvnw.net/jtv_user_pictures/doritos-profile_image-4328d01909178d94-300x300.png You know what else is a triangle? Thats right. https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/a/a9/Illuminati_triangle_eye.png

Edit: BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE! You see the singular fist in riots logo? That is the eye for the ILLUMINATI triangle. Further prooving riot is the illuminati. Don't believe me? THERES MORE! ######Just Kidding there's not.

I did it guys, I found it out. Koalfier is trying to dispell the truth, don't let his words taint you! #Its Confirmed

47 Comments

RiotRiot KoalifierNov 4, 201653 votes

Wow I UnbenchedKench, what a cool theory! Super neato. Totally not true, but very impressive stuff. Can I ask you to follow me into these dark woods real quick? I have some more Illuminati conspiracy theories to show you...

:-)

Jeddy017Nov 4, 201633 votes

15 years later

We found the body of a League player stuffed in a giant southern catfish with lots of Doritos. There was a message along with the body, "Get Benched".

RiotRiot KoalifierNov 4, 201635 votes

(ʘ‿ʘ)

The Letter HNov 4, 20169 votes

"Get Benched"

You can't re-stick the lick. Can't reload the toad. Can't clog the frog. And certainly can't bench the Kench. Kermit has a Permit restricting it.

######Don't mess with the Kermit Permit.

Votable JesterNov 4, 20165 votes

When everyone recognizes you as a League player over everything else in your life...

EssembieNov 7, 20161 votes

Not "totally " true... Hmmmm

The Ender CobraNov 4, 201634 votes

http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/288/648/776.gif

The Letter HNov 4, 20163 votes

http://i.imgur.com/hlUkLVX.jpg?nodirect

TheHappyReaperzNov 4, 201622 votes

https://cdn.meme.am/instances/60114268.jpg

Lord BoltrixNov 4, 201613 votes

...how baked are you, dude?

I want some of what you got.

Unstoppable MonkNov 4, 20161 votes

[{quoted}](name=Lord Boltrix,realm=NA,application-id=Ir7ZrJjF,discussion-id=7BnLLa22,comment-id=0005,timestamp=2016-11-04T01:19:04.441+0000)

...how baked are you, dude?

I want some of what you got.

Here, have this hamantash pastry.

Edit: >_> its a triangle pasty.

Pill SlingerNov 4, 20161 votes

http://www.lucatenneriello.com/wp/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/L.jpg

The Letter HNov 4, 20164 votes

...how baked are you, dude?

Precisely baked for 5 minutes or until golden brown.

SaphixiaNov 4, 201612 votes

http://www.reactiongifs.com/r/agtmbomg.gif

RiotRiot KoalifierNov 4, 201619 votes

I'm saving this gif for reacting to pretty much anything my coworkers say in chat now

Hyrum GraffNov 5, 20162 votes

{quoted}

I'm saving this gif for reacting to pretty much anything my coworkers say in chat now

Find the version where he's firin' his lazor. Or at least one with more pixels ;)

RiotRiot KoalifierNov 7, 20163 votes

Low pixel count is part of the charm

DeynaTaggerungNov 5, 20161 votes

http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/magikarp-guy for the curious

Beached ManateeNov 4, 20165 votes

Triangles. Disgusting.

Jhin

GrReaper96Nov 4, 20165 votes

#squaremasterrace

The Letter HNov 4, 20166 votes

#FOUR

DeathTheHorsemanNov 4, 20164 votes

All replies have 3 Upvotes

https://cdn.meme.am/instances/500x/65831357.jpg

The Letter HNov 4, 20164 votes

I fixed the others, but not mine quq.

DeathTheHorsemanNov 4, 20164 votes

https://i.imgflip.com/tu5kt.jpg

Threes eveywhere!

The Letter HNov 5, 20164 votes

######Someone ruined it

Best Kog NANov 3, 20164 votes

I guess

VexingRavenNov 4, 20164 votes

You know what else is a triangle?

Shaco's boxes?

The Letter HNov 4, 20161 votes

#YES

That must mean... ######Shaco is part of the Illuminati too.

ValthanNov 5, 20161 votes

And Mordekaiser's feet!

The Letter HNov 5, 20161 votes

Oh yes! I Forgot about Pizza feet!

TyrekGoldenspearNov 3, 20162 votes

[zombie-brand-clap]

ToastersaotNov 4, 20162 votes

I don't know if that meme is relevant in 2016. Still up voted but can someone enlighten me?

EpicanianNov 4, 20163 votes

it's not

The Letter HNov 4, 20161 votes

http://i0.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/017/492/bUNXwFD.jpg

BALDG1VEN BOOMERNov 4, 20162 votes

Wouldn't it be Dotorito?

MordepoolNov 4, 20161 votes

{quoted}

Wouldn't it be Dotorito?

Totoro confirmed

The Letter HNov 4, 20161 votes

It would be if you just added the words as is, but if you remove the "to" from "Doto" you get Dorito. ######...And thats what they were trying to hide from us.

EvilUnicornLordNov 3, 20161 votes

Good logic.

XilixerNov 4, 20161 votes

wait.....wouldnt that make the devs of dota2 apart of them too?

I WILL TROLL YOUNov 4, 20161 votes

I'll alert Alex Jones.

Masterofchaos999Nov 4, 20161 votes

Wait, one large eye, three points, new Vel'koz skin confirmed!

Lucian WaifuNov 4, 20161 votes

This is why League is determined to become even more popular. They are already the most played game but they have yet to reach enough people to get critical mass. Once there are at critical mass they will make a new patch for LoL that will brainwash all their players to make them do what the Illuminati wants!