My response when someone asks why I towerdived
http://images4.fanpop.com/image/photos/23400000/Patrick-Star-spongebob-squarepants-23418160-500-320.gif For some reason tower diving always feels like a good idea. And it so rarely is....
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"WHO SAID THEY COULD BUILD A TOWER ON MY PROPERTY? CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGE!"
Hits R
Come, let us all towerdive.
when you ping that ur gonna towerdive... only to have ur team literally run away from you
I don't always tower dive, but when I do I use 
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(not really because I'm a bronze 2 and there are better things to build.)
WELL JUST LOOK AT THIS LITTLE SHIT!
http://fc02.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2012/299/d/1/baby_rammus_by_krikkits-d5izojc.jpg
I don't care if I'm 20/0 or 0/20, the second this little shit thinks it can taunt me and get away with it, is the second it needs to be taught a lesson...
it's a condition... I can't control it
Obviously it´s because I am tanky and can take a few hits. Now get in there and kill this guy so I don´t have to tank needlessly many and am forced to B or die. Geez.
Tower's are weak as hell right now. You should be able to dive like a retarded starfish and get away with it if you at least have more hp than them and they have one combo worth of hp left. Try to visualize the results before you jump in and you should be golden. Or just play as he drops turret agro on dismount.
I am a creature fueled by spite. If I die in my towerdive, I'm cool as long as I take out the person I was laning against. I don't care if the laning phase is over, that person is on my permanent shitlist until the game ends.
towerdive we must tower dive - nunubot
Tower diving in SoloQ is like taking a faith jump off a bridge and expect complete strangers to follow you into it.
Just don't.
nunu bot told me too
Tower Dive. We must, Tower Dive
usually immediately followed by
I've got a bad feeling about this. Stop feeding
Dammit nunu bot! you told me to!
+ CoC capstone mastery.
Because I can, and the first two tower shots aren't even going to touch my actual HP.
Um, that's towerdove, towerdive is the present tense.
When I dive, there's a 50/50 chance I'll die, but not before destroying either an enemy or the tower.