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Lugg8/11/2016, 8:50:48 PM13 votes

I had a top who literally died 3 times before I could even complete one jungle clear.

Seriously, how can anyone be that bad?

LoL Ergo Urgot8/12/2016, 6:51:50 AM4 votes
Rintam8/12/2016, 12:58:54 AM4 votes

When we were picking our champions, my bot lane picked Vayne, and our top Gangplank so I picked Shyvana, as they are both hyper-carries late game, and they could use a tank that can dish out damge to the front line, and keep assassins away. We had an Orianna mid, and a Nami support. I told them in chat, "Hey, our late game is incredible, don't worry about losing lane, if we all stay safe until we get strong we will be fine :D". So I get a leash from top lane, and set about power farming my jungle. I'm keeping an eye on my lanes, seeing that most were going even, and our bot lane had pushed the enemy Ashe Blitcrank under tower. I ping them to be careful, and watch for Blitzcrank yanking them under tower. A minute later the Ashe gets first blood. I type to the Vayne, "Don't worry about it, I usually am the one to die first. You've spared me the embarasment". So I continue farming my jungle, I'm on my second Gromp, level 5 or so, when Vayne dies again, under the enemy tower again before spamming me with '?'. "Lol, terrible jg, thinks your gromp is more important than me". I tell her I was nowhere near her. She pings we again. "Next time, help". Back to Shyvana life I go, farm a bit, gank top, get our GP a kill, we invade, kill the enemy jungler, give Orianna the blue, and grab Herald for GP. I farm my raptors, them Zed tries to kill Orianna, so I ult over the wall and exhaust him. He runs off. I give him a "Rawr" in all chat. Back to my jungle. Red is up. I finish the captors and wall over to it. "Assist me!" comes Vayne's pings. She dies. I'm at toplane, so I glace down and watch her get hooked by Blitzcrank. Nothing I can do. She dies, and me and Orianna rotate down, shutting down the Ashe, but we are too late to save the tower. I haven't ganked bot yet, and, understandably she is annoyed, as the enemy jg has ganked a few times. She's mad. She curses at me, telling me to get my priorities straight. I decide to put my effort elsewhere Mid game comes around, and the enemy groups mid. Vayne dives the enemy team, all five of them, and dies. She tells us to peel for her. We lose the game. She rages about how bad a jg we had. Tl;Dr You feed your lane, It's not worth the risk of ganking. Don't blame the jungler.

Embertine8/11/2016, 6:45:10 PM4 votes

Yes. Yes you are.

Also Lapiz is my favorite gem.

Peppurr8/12/2016, 5:49:23 AM3 votes

Upvoted because Steven Universe

Hrd2H1t8/11/2016, 9:39:56 PM2 votes

Ok seriously though 3 kills is the time they need you the most. I consider 4 kills and 0 deaths to be the breaking point of being fed. If you shut down the enemy laner, they won't snowball as hard. Not ganking a 0/3 lane is letting them win.

Solari Fortune8/11/2016, 9:58:48 PM2 votes

You doing it!

CasterGilgamesh8/12/2016, 12:41:14 AM2 votes

omg YASSS steven universe

Doctor Dyment8/12/2016, 8:10:23 AM2 votes

My Steven Universe pals, an upvote for you.

Spôôked8/12/2016, 6:48:13 PM1 votes

When you`re solo lane and your opponent is premade with their jg

But you`re solo queue and the premade on your team ganks only for their premade

:^)

OhZenny8/11/2016, 8:44:55 PM1 votes

Yes.

Kompressed8/12/2016, 4:37:22 PM1 votes

this happens to me all the time. i die alot in the toplane but my jungler never ganks and i get ganked so many times :( why do junglers forsake toplaners?

Kingnewgameplus8/12/2016, 12:31:17 AM1 votes

Is there a way I can catch up with this show online I've been meaning to see it but I haven't been able to watch the first season and I don't wanna jump in in the middle.