sum up a champion in a few words

Whack-A-Mole Champion of the World. Om-nom-nom

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shock and awe aren't referring to her guns

Moo Fire Shark Turret Ouch Hallucinaty Spooky Chimes Souls Suffering Bloody Balls Tentacles Shadows Time Dude Death Ugly Dumb wind dude that can block every single projectile in the game and has infinite dashes, always crits, and has a lot of cc while supposedly "squishy"

D GATES, DROP DAT DISRESPECT, HATATATATATATATATATTATATATATATATA

I could for a few champions, but I think I might get in trouble...

but this is how I feel when I play a certain champion..

I Hate Everyone.

The healer Charming Fox Burning stunner Spin to win Barrel roller Kaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa-BOOOOOOOOOOOOOM Q + autos RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR!

Praise the sun

I overdo this joke

NOXUS BATTLE YARGH

Hue Hue Hue

best tits NA no, that would be me

Mute Goat Mom Whoosh Not a Mammal TAG, you're it!

bird, blind, and burst

fizz: bs kayle: bs rengar: bs kindred: bs

:Always be Cleavin'.

-Human SONAR -Void SONAR

Fiora: R-Q-Boom

Caitlyn: Boom. Headshot.

Illaoi: Chtulthu's secretary

Wannabe Vampire Foxy Assassin boobs Moo Cry baby WALL! First blood ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Bigass arrow SHURRIMMAAA!!! Big fat immortal entity New champion? Well, its definitely not Blitzcrank, lul. FIYYYAHHH!!! Russian accent Headshot MMACCHIINEEE GUNN OMNOMNOMNOM Inappropriate aviator Dunked I'd like that moon ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Purple Hulk Drrraaaaaaaaveeeennn Zilean's apprentice Mammal arachnid Sneaky sneaky Skeel Spoopy French accent Bait Stone silence Yar har fiddle deedee DEMAGLIO! ALSO DEMAGLIO! He'll drink you under the table, scrub. ... but Graves can't have a cigar?! Neigh Raise your dongers Tentacle hentai #NerfIrelia2k16 Booty call Sion's new braces Guinsoos Rageblade Realweapon Clark Kent with a hammer Rocketeer Puppeteer Hop scotch Release your aura Technically a zombie Driftwalk Living blade? Not how I imagined an angel Zap Evolve and... pick the same things every game Shouldn't this be two champs? There we go. He pukes. "lol get jukde noob" >Sees by feeling and hearing >Can't detect across walls PRAISE THE SUN! Elsa Original black guy Cuddly incoming! I'M FIRIN' MAH LAZOR!!! Rawk salid Cute voidlings I am Groot Press Q to win Riot's tit bitch Mordekaiser = Master of Metal THAT HITBOX "Flesh bubbles" Who's a good boy? Who wants a minion stack?! You do, yes you do! Yes you do! Actually a ship. Mating season Press R to scare people Little boy + Big yeti = Useless Viking Robotic ballet Mantheon Poopy SQUAWK! o--- TRYING TO BE ORIGINAL... UM... ARMORDRILLO!!... nope. Queen of the Xer...Zer...Zeer... Cser... Kser... um... scyth... GRIM REAPER! The Crocodile Man Here kitty kitty... heeree kitty kitty kitt-- AHHH! A broken blade... cannot be reforged apparently. Donger in his upgraded turret. Ryze-Ryze-Ryze to the top! Snort ... No, that wasn't the boar. Imagine Shia Lebouf Live... and you've imagined Shaco. Fake ninja Half dragon? More like transformer. Walking simulator. Tutorial: Right click and press Q. Useless passive How is she not sunburned? Gems... are outrageous. They are truly, truly, truly... outrageous. Silence All inned>Heals ADC Small trade>Heals ADC Karthus autoattack>Heals ADC Gets tickled>Dies This guy's lore doesn't fit his gameplay, nor ability lore, nor appearance. BALLS Catfish Where does he store those giant blades in his cloak... + Ezreal 4evr <3 Global laugh I got your wife, Lucy! Baby you're my firework! Trolololololol Righty Best poker face universe Buck teeth Pheonices and tigers and bears, oh my! Oh, and turtle but that's not really scary... Titties Natural eyeliner BULL**** Yes, its a f*cking short joke. Eye of Sauron Even with her ginormous gloves, my attention isn't on them... ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Mecha Kha'zix? I vant to drink jour blüd Thunder... bear... clan?.. How does his lore make sense?! oh no a big doggy walking up to me kites to fuck Quit monkeying around! Overload doesn't just mean his ability. Since when do speaks knock you up? Shouldn't it just stab you to death?.. Face the wind! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Who? Boogers Turn off shadows ACME in a nutshell Can't killean the Zilean This plant just so happened to come upon the hottest botanist ever and infect her. Ok.

And for extras! We must be swift as the coursing river, [Be a man] with all the force of a great typhoon, [Be a man] with all the strength of a raging fire! Mysterious as the dark side of the moon!

: We'll be fiiiine guys- (barrel crit + ult) PENTAKILL

THIS. IS. SPARTA!!!!!!!!!! I'm sorry but you don't get to play today Beyblades with knives Death is the best cc Riven for noobs