You are summoned mid-game onto the field to replace your current character...

If you were playing LoL fairly late at night, and suddenly you were transported onto the field to replace the character you're playing, what happens? You get all their abilities, and if you lose, you permanently replace that character in champion select. If you win, you are transported back to real life with all your champion's abilities. What would you do in-game, and what would you do if you were to win and come back to the real world? For me, I would most likely be playing . I would attempt to fight the same way as I use him in-game. If I got out alive, I would instantly gather all the money I could find and attempt to absorb the nearest Sizzler's salad bar.