The Official list of the top 5 best and worst champion mains

Laughing Fish·6/23/2016, 7:49:47 PM·33 votes·9,529 views

Let us start with the worst mains so that we can end things on a happy note, shall we? https://media.giphy.com/media/YPIrsRqqO7oB2/giphy.gif

Worst: 5: Teemo Teemo mains are notoriously fond of trolling, and will bm all game long. Every single time you die, they will remind you that size doesn't mean every time. But the trolling does not only apply to the enemy team. Oh no, they will make a sarcastic comment about their team after every mistake. This is not really surprising though, as there is something seriously wrong with someone who mains Teemo.

4: Yasuo Yasuo mains are always quite impressed with their own skill. As long as they win lane, things are good. But if they fall even a single death behind, they will verbally abuse their jungler before rage quitting.

3: Fizz Anyone who mains FIzz is seriously a sadistic person in-game and out. Their words will be as brutal as they are witty.

2: Vayne Vayne mains. Truly the shining gem of the league community. If you win, it is because they solo carried despite their noob team. If you lose, it is because you need to uninstall. Be warned, as Vayne mains are quite fond of suggesting suicide.

1: Riven Riven mains are the worst thing to ever come out of this game. Nobody matter what you do or say, they will find some reason to start raging. Gank another lane? Should have ganked theirs. Make a joke? You are an insensitive asshole. Gank their lane and kill the enemy? Should have let them take the kill. Be especially warned of Battle Bunny Rivens, who will rage quit the moment you question them. There has only ever been one recorded good Riven main: Huni.

Alright, let me get all that anger out: http://media.tumblr.com/975f90a9ba00578892d3b605ecdb0d51/tumblr_inline_mkdppxXTge1qz4rgp.gif

And now for the the top 5 best: 5: Sion Sion mains are the true protectors of this game. They are always there for you in a team fight, they will ult down your lane to save you, and they will scream "COWARDS!" every time they are forced to retreat.

4: Bard Bard is love. Bard is life. Bard players enter a zen mode, where they just chime seductively at people and collect chimes. Every once and a while they wander bot lane and heal their ADC up. It is truly wondrous.

3: Veigar Veigar mains are a little weird, and they get short with you if you take their cs, but that is a small price to pay for their charming attitude. It takes very little effort to make them laugh, and they will keep your spirits high when you are feeling low.

2: Mordekaiser This one remains a bit of a mystery. Why are followers of the dark lord so friendly? Perhaps it is a trap to make us trust them before they steel (Get it? Because they are metal? I am so clever) our souls? Perhaps. But they always keep their cool, and can post dank memes with the best of them.

1: Garen Was there really any question? Garen mains are known for 3 things: Spinning, winning, and screaming DEMACIA! Garen mains don't take the game too seriously, and have plenty of time to chat while they hide in bushes waiting to slay Noxian scum. It is quite beautiful indeed.

So there it is folk, do you agree with my assessment? Post in the comments below!

140 Comments

MavenSong6/23/2016, 7:57:54 PM18 votes

~squints eyes ~

No Sona, this list is heresy

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(the poll almost makes up for it... almost)

KONO RUBICK DA6/23/2016, 8:05:11 PM10 votes

Rubick mains are the best, they are the best imitators in the world they can do everything, some kind of Kise Ryuta in league that can even play mordekaiser (except moving his ghost).

Roit Gums6/23/2016, 7:58:17 PM5 votes

cmon man i am a teemo main :( summoner 14 Teemo summoner 14

Shadow Hazard6/23/2016, 8:27:49 PM5 votes

garen mains are among THE worst i've had to meet ever. The are the worst part of riven, yas, vayne mains in thinking that they are gods in skill, and make teemo/fizz mains seem pleasant with the shit they spew into chat but actually having the luxury with such an idiotically simple kit despite thinking that they require their skill(lack of), for the kit.

Wukong X Ahri6/23/2016, 8:24:04 PM4 votes

No no we have no evil will. Us Morde mains just want to kill hug everyone. We just hate love everyone as well and we are always oh so evil nice.

No Ill will here you see.

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VivaLaKitten6/23/2016, 7:55:22 PM4 votes

Braum mains? The one champion who only protects? Tanking the damage whenever they can.

Soraka mains? Keeping their allies alive as long as possible?

Darius mains? People who just want to have no challenge whatsoever therefore play a completely broken champion?

Also, one of the nicest people I ever met, mains Teemo. So no.

Chaos6896/23/2016, 8:00:02 PM4 votes

Garen mains are disgusting. They are less than human if tehy are williung to "main" that unkillable oneshotter.

Ralanr6/23/2016, 8:09:46 PM4 votes

It is accurate because you mentioned Sion mains as great people.

Bârd6/23/2016, 9:37:40 PM4 votes

Only 4th place?

Well, excuse me.

passive aggressive chime collecting

Friendly Ram6/23/2016, 8:12:05 PM3 votes

Missing braum and blitz. Otherwise acceptable

UsiTsukino6/23/2016, 8:01:08 PM3 votes

Yay Veigar !! :D

hoes and bows6/23/2016, 10:37:28 PM3 votes

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3: Veigar Veigar mains are a little weird, and they get short with you if you take their cs, but that is a small price to pay for their charming attitude. It takes very little effort to make them laugh, and they will keep your spirits high when you are feeling low.

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TheSlogs6/24/2016, 1:28:41 AM3 votes

My personal list:

Worst: 5: Fiora idk why but they always grind my gears 4: Irelia they complain about mechanics of the game too much 3: Fizz I always get pissed off by them 2: MasterYi right click gods amirite 1: Yasuo my least favorite champion in the game


Best(without pandering to famous Boards lurkers(no offense, everyone here is awesome)): 5: Taric only low on the list because the mains are just emerging, but honestly who can hate on fabio mains 4: AurelionSol these people have to kite better than ADCs, and I respect that ability 3: Mordekaiser this isn't pandering to anyone, I just legit admire these people, sticking with the guy after so much bad stuff 2: Jayce although I often hate playing against them, these mains are pretty chill people 1: Bard no one can transcend to a higher level than a Bard main, they are just so nice and chill, and really enjoy the game

LeBoosted6/24/2016, 12:26:39 PM2 votes

Zac mains are the most chill people ever, how dare you not include them >:(

zlumpy6/23/2016, 8:11:25 PM2 votes

Please replace garen (as in remove from list entirely) and replace with good ol Ima stick to your face and hold tbe line unto death so my team can escape leona.

Fjork36/24/2016, 3:42:44 AM2 votes

Braum mains are always chill