How I like my coffe

http://i.imgur.com/dQ5wgYt.jpg?noredirect http://img.memecdn.com/make-that-coffee_o_804273.jpg https://pics.onsizzle.com/i-came-here-to-drinkcoffee-and-kick-asses-and-im-2667626.png

(yes, i had to include oobleck)

So That's what the altars were talking about...

"I serve you because I must, Mordekaiser."

"I serve you gladly, Mordekaiser!"

They were serving him coffee!

No? Yeah... Thought so.... Leaves in pirate

How I like my coffin

http://hopefunerals.co.nz/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/Status_Black.jpg

Pentakill "BLACKER THAN THE BLACKEST BLACK!

...Times infinitay."

I thought you were going to say "Delicious and Metal". Because reasons.

I feel this would have been funnier if he asked for a mocha.

see's account name

Well... This is different

The dark return of Delicious Metal.

I, too, like my coffee black. It's the only kind that agrees with my soul.