Bad joke Diana thread

Heretic Lunari·Jul 17, 2016·26 votes·1,587 views

If a Solari becomes a superhero, what will he/she most likely wear?

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A sunfire cape!

http://36.media.tumblr.com/f82a20346e1dabd9488be5e8f30f9070/tumblr_nwb0vp1Qre1tascp1o4_1280.jpg

18 Comments

KotexJul 18, 201619 votes

Primetime Draven : And now Ladies and Not-Dravens, give it up for.... ME! ... and Diana. (Mostly me though) Draven walks off stage, peeking back for a split second to smile at the crowd

Diana walks on stage awkwardly, but confidently, as the crowd claps

Diana : Thank you-- [Loud Mic Feedback] ahem Th-thank you thank you. So i just flew in from mount targon and boy are my arms tired!

[Silence in the crowd]

Diana ..........Get it? Because i said flew, and then i said my arms tired, implying that i actually flew like a bird flapping my arms from mount targon to here? Hahahah

[A lone awkward cough breaks through the crowd only to fall under silence once more]

Diana Ahhh... aha so hey do we have any Yordles in the crowd tonight?

Amumu : M-m-m me... Im... a yordle.... raises hand very shyly

Diana : Sorry i couldn't hear you waaaay down there! Hahahahah

Amumu starts crying and runs out of the cabaret, prompting the crowd to start booing

Diana What? WHAT?! That was a joke! See because yordles are short so i said--

TahmKench : You're giving me indigestion!

Twitch : You stink worse than i do!

Diana : Ok how about this! What do you call--

Diana is interrupted and pushed off stage by Draven

Primetime Draven : Alright everyone, that was a trainwreck-- I mean DIana! Now. Who wants to see me catch an axe with my very firm bare buttcheeks?

MavenSongJul 17, 201612 votes

http://st.elohell.net/public/chill/d1adf802ed2ab26cde74a156d17a8c1a.jpg

KadavikJul 18, 201611 votes

Diana What do you call a fox that praises the moon? A LunAHRI of course!

LoL Ergo UrgotJul 18, 20162 votes

{quoted}

What do you call a fox that praises the moon? A LunAHRI of course!

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Demon King MaouJul 17, 20163 votes

Or does he ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Void NargacugaJul 17, 20162 votes

http://66.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvfyiwnVri1qbzahao1_500.gif

Ghostvoider RickJul 18, 20163 votes

Nautilus summoner 31 : ... Diana : What did Urf say before he got eaten? : What Diana "Oh the Hu-manatee" drops his anchor. : Oh for the love of...WHY?!

moraysharkJul 18, 20161 votes

Because there aurelion souless.

Photos of GhostsJul 18, 20161 votes

Because there are elian soulless?...

moraysharkJul 17, 20161 votes

Nah https://tse3.mm.bing.net/th?id=OIP.M758109da1bd07d84340f3d0409ba9c92o0&pid=15.1

Demon King MaouJul 17, 20161 votes

Gunna go KmS

Void NargacugaJul 17, 20161 votes

You can't do that... I'm pretty sure Shirou Ahiya won't let you.

Demon King MaouJul 17, 20161 votes

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You can't do that... I'm pretty sure Shirou Ahiya won't let you.

He doesn't have to know :P Shhhhhhhhhh itsa secret

Void NargacugaJul 17, 20161 votes

I'm pretty sure he already knows...