Bad joke Diana thread
If a Solari becomes a superhero, what will he/she most likely wear?
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A sunfire cape! 
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Primetime 
: And now Ladies and Not-Dravens, give it up for.... ME! ... and Diana. (Mostly me though) Draven walks off stage, peeking back for a split second to smile at the crowd
Diana walks on stage awkwardly, but confidently, as the crowd claps
: Thank you-- [Loud Mic Feedback] ahem Th-thank you thank you. So i just flew in from mount targon and boy are my arms tired!
[Silence in the crowd]
..........Get it? Because i said flew, and then i said my arms tired, implying that i actually flew like a bird flapping my arms from mount targon to here? Hahahah
[A lone awkward cough breaks through the crowd only to fall under silence once more]
Ahhh... aha so hey do we have any Yordles in the crowd tonight?
: M-m-m me... Im... a yordle.... raises hand very shyly
: Sorry i couldn't hear you waaaay down there! Hahahahah
Amumu starts crying and runs out of the cabaret, prompting the crowd to start booing
What? WHAT?! That was a joke! See because yordles are short so i said--
: You're giving me indigestion!
: You stink worse than i do!
: Ok how about this! What do you call--
Diana is interrupted and pushed off stage by Draven
Primetime : Alright everyone, that was a trainwreck-- I mean DIana! Now. Who wants to see me catch an axe with my very firm bare buttcheeks?
What do you call a fox that praises the moon? A LunAHRI of course!
: ...
: What did Urf say before he got eaten?
: What
"Oh the Hu-manatee"
drops his anchor.
: Oh for the love of...WHY?!
Or does he ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
If Diana was a pirate what would she say?
LunAARRRGGGH
Ok I saw the door.
Gunna go KmS
who's diana's favorite frozen character? di-ANNA
What do you call someone whos good at league?
A legend!
Why did Diana take off her clothes?
So she could MOON someone else!
I'm leaving.