I'm asking myself this question

If the person would rather eat Pantheon than his cooking, I think we call that cooking a failure.

He was truly bread for war. https://33.media.tumblr.com/5c07ecc4188028b1e6d2a67b216a103a/tumblr_nbk2t4lUJf1s76756o1_500.gif

That depends, does the enemy have a mouth?

http://www.reactiongifs.com/r/2013/10/tim-and-eric-mind-blown.gif https://media3.giphy.com/media/SDogLD4FOZMM8/200_s.gif

Refusing to gank http://img.memecdn.com/turtle-chef_o_2702561.jpg