De'Vante: The Chronic Masturbater
Passive: Statue-tory Offender
Devante magically links his erection to one of the 2 nearest structures, if its an allied structure, Devante and his erection become "invigorated" granting 4% damage reduction increasing to 25% over the course of 4 or more(in-game time not real world) hours. if its an enemy structure devante gains a "Fetish" for the nearest enemy champion giving his abilities additional effects. (cool-down 6.9 seconds)
Q- Blow/Bang
devante orally pleasures his surrounding teammates, granting the "invigorated" effect, and Healing for 6.9% missing health.
if devantes fetish is within 650 units, he can reactivate this ability as Bang. devante fires a long white tether onto his opponent, that coats the ground around him dealing (250/360/470/580/690)(6.9% ap/ad) on impact and(12/24/36/48/60) for a duration, if the enemy is a fetish, the white area turns into a clear, flaky material blinding the enemy, doubling the D.O.T and rooting them in place for 1/1.25/1.5/2/2.5 seconds.
W-Passion/Shame
passive: devante gains 40% movement speed while moving towards his fetish
active: devantes abilities deal an additional 10% of the targets maximum health, 20% and 10% to near by enemies if the ability first hits his fetish.
devante can reactivate this ability as Shame. devante transfers 50% of all his stats to a target ally champion, and becomes untargetable, as he attempts to hide his disgrace from the world.
E-Ruby for Vigor
devante uses thoughts of ruby, an old flame, to motivate himself to stop masturbating and actually approach people, if devante is not dealt damage to or displaced for the next 5 minutes he has access to " Happy Ending", if he is he gains access to "Money shot". he gains 20% defensive stats and health during the duration
R- Happy Ending
Devante tethers to an allied champion, both he and the tethered champion gain, the "Healthy Reletionship" Bonus, +50% to all stats, 50% damage reduction, and a 100% slow on the next 7 auto attacks
"MoneyShot"
Devante releases pent up sexual frustration, about the enemy, with a massive throbbing swing of his member knocking up any champions hit by it dealing no damage but being the longest knock up in game at 2.8 seconds, he then fires a thick warm white beam, dealing massive damage t anyone including allies caught in the load. 150/450/750(80% ap/ad scaling) x the amount of female yordle champions in game.)
