I've Noticed Something Recently...

TheTarians··3 votes·827 views

It's that Platinum players, are douche bags!

You go into a game, expecting to have some fun, expecting to get a win with some kind hearted people, and then within the first two minutes, your support Janna starts spamming the jungler with those ? pings. Then, because your Janna did that, your Lee Sin jungle now decides that he's never going to gank for bottom lane this game, causing you and your support to play passive af against an aggro af bot lane. And when Janna says:

Janna : WHY THE FUCK IS THE BEST EARLY GAME JUNGLER JUST SITTING IN THE JUNGLE?

All the Lee can reply with is:

LeeSin : Shouldn't have been such a douche at the beginning of the game.

And then it hit me... Platinum players have the BIGGEST egos in this whole game, and the chances of finding one of them that doesn't, is the chances of me supporting Teemo x Tristana it's just never going to happen.

So as a PSA to all Platinum Players: stop being such ass holes, maybe it will help you one day...

P.S. Seriously, stop it's not funny...

P.P.S. SERIOUSLY! STOP!

P.P.P.S. Rumble x Tristana is the best ship, fucking fight me!

P.P.P.P.S. To the mod who deleted the original post, I'm not posting this in Player Behavior and Moderation, because 1. I'm going to get a lot of toxic ass holes on me about this subject. And 2. I'm making fun of the fact that Plat players seem to be the most egotistical people to the point where 1 ? ping = lee never ganking

7 Comments

VentusDragoon4 votes

You get my upvote for good Ship quality.

EvilUnicornLord2 votes

Hey, speaking of TeemoxTrist lesser ships, when's the last time you saw the board's resident Teemo main? We don't have pink wards anymore so I can't find him anywhere.

TheTarians1 votes

He's... somewhere... probably... Here, let me use my Flamespitter...

Q's literally everything!

The Aqualious1 votes

Hits me

OYE!

Steps out of range as cloak wares off

I was just looking for the Bugger, he isn't afk shrooming the Baron pit or with Tristy

EvilUnicornLord1 votes

Man, as annoying as he is sometimes, it would really suck if he quit the boards for good. We would be short a yordle main, that, and his defense of "nice-guy Teemo" is a rather admirable character trait.

######And I mean this in a totally heterosexual way. Don't get the wrong idea.

The Aqualious1 votes

Hmmm

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