Your favorite champion just received a threatening letter from Omega Squad Teemo.
What did the letter say?
What did the letter say?
dear
:
F*@$ shurima
Dear
:
You can travel to any tunnel almost instantly, yes?
Even one with a mushroom on it?
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Dear
You don't know me. I was like you some time ago. Happy cute face. Saying cute things, being loved by girls and hated by guys.
But then you came. You toked my trone and mad all my fans and haters go to the palace you have kicked me off.
As one pleb more among them. I went to war and have seen that would make your mind go like Shaco's. Done things that stole Sona's Voice. Killed people because the gulty one was among them. Inocent people i'm talking off. All because you toke my trone.
Now i'm stronger, faster, smarter and have a BEAR. I'm a man now. This is a warning to say to you i will came back. Maybe i'm alredy in the Palace, placing traps. Just gonna say this:
Every corner may be your death.
Instantly etas the paper because don't know how to read !Akuna mna hoj¡
All the girls faints For Gnar cuteness
Teemo- Some memories are best forgotten Teemo
Dear Quinn,
If you dont get that $%#@$%@#$%#@@#%$#%@$%@$##%@$ BIRD off my Rift i promise you..... I will join..........the OTHER team.
<3
Teemo

"I'm going to kill you"
Like, what else would a threatening letter say?
Dear
Ummm... pls dont swallow me soul

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I am like you, i use brute force to keep things in line. You will not stop my vengeance. You will not be able to keep me in line. You will fall.
: What ever. proceeds to eat doughnut
"I have slain a hundred heroes in my time Shyvana. Next I come for you."
".....huh?"
Dear
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You're nothing but a tin can. And I've got the can opener
-Teemo
Can't tell, its all covered in blood...
Your suffering is magic to me hecarim!
What letter?
Dear
,
Your Brother's Right, Balance is a Lie...
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Dear
,
sincerely, 
X
I don't freaking know.
EDIT: Ooooh I get it xD sorry my brain isn't working.
There can be only one Terror on the fields
, let's see who eats who first shall we?
Dear
,
I can assure you that things won't be ok for long.
From The Dark One
Dear
,
How many blades have you lost? Don't worry, I'll make you lose more.

:
You won't be mute for much longer.
Enjoy your next concert performance, for it will be your last.

dear
:
I don't know if you will get this letter or if it went to your decoy, but I will find you, and I will kill you. you killed my pet shroom's family, it's about time I return the favor....