Asian People needs nerf

I am Asian Boy and i have 60% winrate in ranked with big eyes. I got 60% because a korean on my school Named Sion (His name is literally sion) told me I have big eyes and I got boosted some how .

THE NERF: (MOST BROKEN ABILITY ) PASSIVE - Asian eye sight : Asian eye sight is 5% wider, we did this because Asians have more eyes than a spider. This is overpowered and makes the game unhealthy, just like me ;c.

(MADLIFE/FAKER/IDKASIANSLCSPEOPLE ABILITY ) Q - Asians now predictions are 99.99% from 100% .

(SCRIPTER/KOGMAWMACHINE2016 ABILITY ) W - Asians damage decreased from 9000% true damage to 100% true damage

(IHAVERANOUTOFABILITIES ABILITY ) E - Asians E Are not affecting the game so.

(THE MOST IMPORTANT THING IN WORLD ABILITY) R - Asians ultimate can change the Game.

BUGGS FIXED:

Asians can now stop minion block . Asians can demote to challenger in na from bronze. Asians can no longer be stalked by Phylol. Asians can win worlds 3 times. Asians can win worlds 2 times in a row. Asians can get 3 team ski... wait...

**PLZ DONT FIND THIS OFFENSIVE THIS IS SUPPOSE TO BE A JOKE THAT NOT SUPPOSE TO HURT ANYONE. AND THIS IS IN MEMES RIOT SO DON'T BAN ME FOR "Wrong section hue hue "~~ 24/7 machine eingeneers stalkers~~. I mean hard working employees. **