How to get into the Salty Spitoon

ScytheHound·Feb 5, 2016·72 votes·6,007 views

The real way to get into the salty spitoon http://leaguecraft.com/meme/asset/meme_760px_10113.jpg

61 Comments

XeroKimoFeb 5, 201637 votes

How tough am I? I play Katarina
Yea so?
Without a keyboard
Right this way

JVP15Feb 5, 201623 votes

Sorry, no admittance. I played Katarina and threw out my keyboard last week, and when it landed, I got a pentakill. I continued to get three more pentakills that game, so no keyboard is required to play Katarina. [/s]

XeroKimoFeb 6, 20161 votes

I've checked your comment so many times, one day you'd have quite the few upvotes, the following day you'd have 0 upvotes, and now you got upvotes again lol

JVP15Feb 6, 20161 votes

Really? I legitimately haven't checked this comment since I posted it, so now I am intrigued. What was the peak?

w0m6QLJ4v4Feb 6, 20165 votes

Mice can have up to like 10 buttons so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

SH AzykanFeb 7, 20161 votes

mine has 20 :D

Baron Von BanginFeb 5, 201634 votes

https://i.imgflip.com/yosa0.jpg

Ruin LanceFeb 6, 20163 votes

i don't get it plz explain someone

BârdFeb 6, 201611 votes

In season 2, most supports diddn't get enough gold for tier two boots.

Shurelias Reverie, tier 1 boots, and a couple gold gen items were all you got for yourself. All of your gold and inventory slots past that generally went to wards and oracles elixir.

Ruin LanceFeb 6, 20161 votes

oh ok. thanks for the explanation

Old Man TeetoFeb 6, 20163 votes

Shurelia's was like rich tier support.

Samflash3Feb 5, 201619 votes

Gangplank Yarr! Welcome to the salty spitton. How salty are ye?

Amumu How salty am I?

Gangplank Yarr. Amumu I faced Fiora top and managed to reach full build after she butchered me.

Gangplank And? Yah shes op but still dont mean squat

Amumu But ...

Amumu item 3070 item 3151

NarasimhaFeb 5, 201618 votes

How tough am I? I played Superman 64 for over an hour
Right this way

Rew711Feb 5, 201614 votes

• How tough am I? • Yeah • I play Super Smash Bros Brawl • Yeah? So? • I beat the Ice Climbers in under a minute • Right this way

blueberrypancakeFeb 5, 20161 votes

Lol

Was it with Meta Knight kappa

RendarkanFeb 6, 20162 votes

Arguably Roy was the best character in the series right next to Mewtwo. SSBM gen.

blueberrypancakeFeb 7, 20162 votes

I really hope that's sarcasm

RendarkanFeb 7, 20161 votes

Roy was more fair then Link tbh. Even his own ability did a small amount of backfire damage. Totally worth exploding someone from 0% to around 50%.

Mewtwo was just hilarious with his whole "I'm gonna launch you into orbit" grab.

Ariel the CruelFeb 5, 20162 votes

I Played Daikatana. . . . To completion.

Streetlight ManFeb 6, 20161 votes

I use to play the Multiplayer all the time

Basicallt, you got to pick your character, then you road around in flying motorcycles trying to shoot each other

Good tomes

ProtokaiFeb 5, 201615 votes

but you can still use your mouse to click on the R

The LexerFeb 5, 20165 votes

Karthus is probably in the least need of an R key, since to activate it you probably shouldn't be near anybody anyway

infinyxFeb 6, 20169 votes

How touch am I? I play viktor and rumble
Yea so?
And smartcast the viktor laser and rumble ult.
Right this way.

kile147Feb 6, 20161 votes

Smart casting Vik laser is easy, Rumble ult... Harder

GetMariahCarriedFeb 7, 20161 votes

Me playing Rumble:

"Wait, I'm suppose to click it again? No I'm NOT suppose to click it again. Oh it goes backwards from the last place you clicked, not the fir- or doesn't, WHY DOES NOTHING WORK!!!!"

Vistha KaiFeb 6, 20164 votes

Literally all you need to do is hold the key, sweep the trail with your mouse and release the button.

grumpyfrogyFeb 6, 20168 votes

Welcome to the the salty spitoon how tough are ya?

i play league of legends

ya so?

on a trackpad

right this way

EmbertineFeb 5, 20166 votes

Welcome to the salty spitoon, how tough are ya?

How tough am I? I have to put up with bronze BS.

Yeah so?

. . . .I've been doing it for five years. . . .

R-right this way sir!

Kaiser NoahFeb 5, 20161 votes

{quoted}

Welcome to the salty spitoon, how tough are ya?

How tough am I? I have to put up with bronze BS.

Yeah so?

. . . .I've been doing it for five years. . . .

R-right this way sir!

how have u not left bronze for 5 years

HighH1Feb 6, 20161 votes

maybe he's bad

Old Man TeetoFeb 6, 20161 votes

Some people enjoy Bronze V

EmbertineFeb 6, 20161 votes

Simple answer I have more losses than wins.

More complicated answer, I make mistakes in matches sometimes, sometimes I get an afk on my team, sometimes a troll, sometimes the enemy team has a much better team comp than ours, sometimes the enemy team is more skilled, sometimes I'm playing when I really shouldn't be,(such as when I'm tired,) and to top it off, I need to start playing more complicated champions instead of easy ones.

I'm in bronze for many reasons.