I hate that so much when I try to proc my item mid game, but everyone on my team can just one shot minions...
ADC: STOP STEALING MY CS Me: You know you get the gold as well when I use this right? ADC: Ok use it BUT STOP STEALING MY CS
But I can't help it that I crit nearly every time and my crits one shot everything 
I'm really scared that my Thresh is going to miss it, okay?
(Every time I lane with a Thresh, I don't know which minions he wants for himself. Each minion that is about to die while Thresh has a Spoils of War buff on him is a gamble for me. Does he want that one, or is he waiting until we're lower health? Does he want the Cannon minion? Can I trust him to actually kill the Cannon minion, or will he be ten hit points off and lose us both 44 gold?)
It annoys me to no end; even my friends do it when I play with them, no matter how many times I tell them not to, except for just one.
I got so irritated of adc's telling me to "stop stealing cs" that I changed my
build.
has a nice Point Runner passive anyway.
Well they say "Don't steal cs"... Right?
It's the relic shield item right?
Do you have one for when you keep trying to let your Thresh kill the cannon but they mess up for the 5th time in a row? Lol
Is the magic word "Give me the bloody minion so I can heal you"?
Sadly true.