Gentleman gnar lore piece (fan made)

This furry and cuddlesome creature was once a primitive prehistoric yordle who rose to great power within Runeterras economy systems today. With his bare hands he ravaged his way to the top,literally. He once started out selling ancient relics from his past timeline, knowing where he hid his prized treasures as a child, he knew where nearly all the ancient antiques,trinkets, and fossils were to be found. For Gnar they were toys he often hid away when he was bored with them. This was a highly eronous fact when they found a skeleton of a beast 19 times his size what few think he was calling it "one of his favorite toys". Gnar didnt know why people liked his "toys" but he had a strange skill for economics and were the key to it thus leading him to where he is now. Later on high buissnesses such as; Lestaras musical schools, Blongrums fine crafts, the black rose order's underground monopolies,piltovers bakeries whom have supplied caitlyn with over 1,035,153,137 cupcakes, and so many more violently competed. Unfortunately gnars buissness stocks and investments lead him to the treasuries of all the major cities, thus leading him to controling those buissnesses himself. Assasins hired by some of the buissnesses where hired to kill gnar and end his massive monopoly. Unfortunatly it was short lived as gnar was strolling through his mansion garden surrounded by a dosen asssains. In the end, lets just say he had a hearty lunch.