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TerraRising236 votes

Here's my inferior version.

http://i.imgur.com/uFohn7j.jpg

9x This Kalista54 votes

Next League skin, Pax Braum.

Clouded Magi5 votes

this pic made my day, thank you!

Winters Defiance14 votes

Nothing inferior about it homie, it's good :) I can dig it!

LickBamboo23 votes

Logged in just to upvote u, you did great man!item 3070

Taurig14 votes

Hey dude! I was the 1st Braum ( little dude ) and i gotta say I really love that cosplay Braum

Limitless RX4 votes

you sir are a hero

13900 IP wasted5 votes

dude it's great! you put your heart in it. you make braum proudBraum

The Proffessor3 votes

Just logged in to say i remember you from AX! lol i thought it was awesome

Swizzle66 votes

has it really been a year... jeeze time flies

Otarie5316 votes

like Zilean would say: time flies like arrow

MrComboBreaker62 votes

FRUIT FLIES LIKE BANANA

Lord Everain4 votes

I summoner 11 summoner 14 FRUIT FLIES

NoctusLynx66 votes

item 3165 Braum and his group of friends all come together to celebrate his birthday party, honoring him for his great work, and for protecting them from nexus to nexus.

Braum Thank you all so much, friends. I feel grateful for this. I am in your debt.

Lucian No, Braum. We are in your debt. You have saved me too many times to count. Not only have you saved me, but you have also saved the hope that goes along with bringing back my Senna.

Amumu I once thought I didn't have any friends. But when you jumped in when I was hurt, keeping the baddies away... I don't think anyone else would have done what you did... Thank you.

Braum No problem, little guy. Say, have you made friend with the short lady with the teddy bear yet?

Amumu ... ...

Braum I'll... we can talk about that later, little guy.

Jax I suppose it's my turn. I have gone in those Fields of Justice, and many times, I came out on top of the rest, even with my... "nerf" of having to use this lamp post. That's not to say I haven't lost before. Even the best have lost something to make them stive to become better.

Braum That is sadly true. While along a voyage through the lands of Frelijord, I came across a mountain peak. The wind was great, and I could see my pasture from the view. My goats likely knew I was watching, making loud goat noises, calling me to pet thier small beards. But... Lissandra did not approve of me and how I saved the troll boy from the locked room in the mountain: where I gained my shield. She made the snow at the top of the mountain where my pasture and village were begin to crumple down... I ran as fast as I could to my pasture and village... Not everyone was saved... Some were fatally wounded with nothing that could be done for them. Others were acrried down the mountain, never to be seen again... Those were the worst of the losses... Both of us have failed at one point, friend. But it is what we do now that matters.

Lucian I'm sorry for your loss, Braum.

Braum That's alright, old pal. We cannot stay in the past. Or time will hit you like goat. Haha!

Jax Kat, you'r turn.

Braum If the lady does not wish to speak, we are in no position to make her speak.

Katarina No no, I'll go. I remember being in the front lines, and I jumped in to kill all of the enemy team. They saw me coming. I balcked out, but when I regained my thoughts, you were there on top of me. I could have still killed them all, but you... probably saved me from having... to... Okay, maybe you saved my life- maybe- but that's not the point.

Jax You can't be serious.

Lucian Where are all the poros that usually crowd you?

Braum I made sure the little balls of energy were placed soundly to sleep with their king. I cannot possibly keep an eye on them and have fun with my friends. I worry to much about them. Haha!

Ashe Am I too late?

Braum N-never, my queen! You came so suddenly!

Jax No one else just thought what I just thought of, right?

Ashe Rise, Braum. And I thought you were an expert at dealing with surprises.

Braum I did not think you would come all this way to join me and my friends!

Ashe How can I not celebrate with my best bodyguard? I also brought our people along.

Gragas Hey hey hey! Guess who brought the beverages!

Tryndamere Someone's enthusiastic...

Nunu So is Willump. He's been hungry ever since I've been telling him about all the food that was gonna be here.

Anivia Why here, Braum? Couldn't we have gone somewhere higher? Where it's colder?

Braum Um... No. Sorry.

Lucian I suppose this is the whole gang, then?

Braum More like my family, yes.

Amumu I wish I had a family...

Katarina Trust me: they're only useful for a small while. But after that, they'll only hold you down.

Nunu Can Willump have a drink? He hasn't drinked anything along the way.

Gragas Sure. Just be sure only Willump drinks from it. This... isn't meant for kids.

Nunu Sure. Alright. Will do.

Anivia Why bring it if you knew Nunu and Willump were coming?

Tryndamere I guess Ill have a drink while I'm here. Toss me a barrel?

Katarina I'll take one too, I guess.

Gragas Sure.

Ashe Are these your friends, Braum?

Braum Yes, my queen. They are all allies, and they have come to celebrate with me.

Tryndamere They seem cool to me. Except for the tout. Why's he here.

Amumu I have no where else to go...

Tryndamere ... ...

Ashe No need to be rude. What do you mean you have no where else to go?

Amumu I have no friends... I woke up in the middle of no where... Everywhere I went, I was ignored... No one wanted me...

Ashe I'm sorry... If you want, you can come with us.

Jax Your highness, he's from the desert. He wouldn't last a day in the Frelijord.

Anivia And where would he live if he did come? Make room?

Ashe Don't you have room in your nest?

Amumu I don't like the cold...

Tryndamere Guess he's not coming then. Oh well.

Gragas No, I'm not giving Willump another barrel!

Nunu But he just wants another barrel.

Gragas He ate FOUR barrels already! I only carry around so many barrels. What, you think I have enought barrels to just toss around and explode?

Braum Actually...

Gragas Don't answer.

Bard Cling clang.

Amumu Hi, bard.

Bard ... ...

Lucian He's just passing through, right.

Bard Cling cling.

Jax Yep. And there he goes. Wandering forever.

Braum I am happy that I could have you all be today.

Ashe No, Braum. We are honored to know you, and to call you a companion of ours. Happy birth day, brave knight. I deem you the Heart of the Frelijord for your heoric actions in protecting the weak.

Gragas To Braum!

Lucian Jax Amumu Katarina Ashe Gragas Nunu Tryndamere Anivia Braum HOORAH!!

item 3165 From there, Braum and his friends had a great birthday. But Braum's great deeds did not stop then. He continued to use his shield to brave any threat that faced those he called an ally and a friend.

Quort22 votes

I would like to read a fan fiction where Braum becomes attached to Bard's Meeps as if they were Poros... because Meeps are also cute! So Braum goes about attempting to apply mustaches to them and Bard is all flustered because Braum is tampering with the Spirit World but all he can say is: "Ootay!~ BWAAAAAAAAAHH! :O" and Braum just ends up complimenting Bard's full body beard/mustache thing. :3

ASking3 votes

Guys know those little pokemon shorts that play before they air some of the movies? Those little Pikachu and friends shorts. Now imagine the misadventures of bruam poro, a couple meeps, and maybe tibbers...

This really needs to exist

MintChocoVixen27 votes

Credit goes to Azuriene:

This is my current desktop background. I love it.

http://th01.deviantart.net/fs70/PRE/i/2015/061/8/b/dj_braum_by_azuriene-d8k53dv.jpg

SeanAF23 votes

Omg from the title and image from the news page I thought I saw a birthday baking braum skin ;________; Pls rito sinful succulence Morgana needs baking pals

SC WorldEnder29 votes

WHERE IS BAKERPantheon

Its Ivy8 votes

We need a waiter Malzahar for the setting as well... Maybe even a blacksmith skin for Taric. Imagine him holding a hammer while in blacksmith attire. So for his abilities: when he e's his dazzle is a flaming piece of charcoal, his ult makes him have an outburst of fire and his w sends a wave of flames out. Wouldn't be a bad idea and his q is called cauterize instead of imbue. (ideas just hit me sorry it is irrelevant)

sonybrash3 votes

Those are great ideas

That1homosapien4 votes

BLACKSMITH Poppy , ANYONE WITH ME?

LordBatman6511 votes

My cosplay from PAX.

Stinger Joe10 votes

The crazy part is that it's also my birthday as well. Braum's awesome!

RiotJynx15 votes

Happy Birthday! =)

Daddy Sett UwU2 votes

Tbh, I think TIME goes quicker than ever. ;) get it?

ninja90984 votes

.......... srsly dude it must've took you a ZILEAN years to think up with that joke

kokopelli26 votes

Does annie-one have have any better jokes? Azir-iously, these puns are getting old. I Garen-tee there are better forms of entertainment.

thejuiceiscool4 votes

You're just Ekko-ing other peoples puns

TSM ChaIIenger4 votes

That was so unoriginal that i could barely stand to lee-sin (sorry did t nidalee sin pun in there) though seriously with that you were just digging your own graves

Protosoul7 votes

Y'know, the puns to this comment are still EKKOing in my head.

Blood Reaper9 votes

Twitch Did you guys get an invite?

Amumu No

Zac I wish

Urgot Nope

KogMaw Noooaaahwwoh

Twitch Man how come we don't get invited to anything.

Zac Maybe it's because we don't have facial hair.

Aeloeus5 votes

And then they all stare at Twitch...

Oniii chann8 votes

um i know this will get lost in the comments but i need 4 rp for a braum skin so can someone please help me. I'll do anything. Also Happy B-Day Braum <3

Promiscuous Poro25 votes

sometimes you can send riot a support ticket explaining the situation and they might give you the RP you need. They did it for me before

Phrixscreoth10 votes

An art tribute done in MS paint is usually also provided.

Vesarixx18 votes

I have 4 RP, I just need the rest :P

Flash On Main8 votes

Chef Braum... I want it .... RITO PLS

Apeiron7 votes

Why don't we celebrate all the other champions' birthdays... :( they might get jealous.

Byakuren Hijiri7 votes

I'm starting to hear Braum 's laugh in my head.....I'm okay with this XD

º LB º7 votes

omg i LOVE the chef braum one, riot please make it at some point! along with a Baker Pantheon skin please! i wanna have a team of cooks and bakers :D Morgana Braum Pantheon

Misses Old Talon6 votes

Happy birthday to my best support.. You've saved countless lives big guy. You deserve this.summoner 31 item 3401 Shield for ya Shield big guy.

ImmaEatChuNow5 votes

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

SuperTittleArmy5 votes

You mean happy B-Day (B for Braum and Birthday). SO How old is Braum anyway?

whyunohelpme5 votes

wait.. braums B day is on my B-day what a coincidence we both have the same name(real name) Braum

AidanWR5 votes

Wait, Braum came out on my birthday? Wow, i didn't even realize

General Keith3 votes

Hoping that they'll showcase a Stick-figure drawing one of these days... It would be the perfect April Fools joke.

Willbo2 votes

Jorcerca is credited with the painting and the cosplay next to it. I can't help but feel that's an error.

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