How to be a bitchin' blitz split pushing monster.
NOTE This is probably in the wrong board. I do not care. This is my creation. The lovechild of me and my hatred for towers. So if there's somewhere else this should go, tell me plox.
Blitz, let's face it, you're a 1 trick pony. You pull.
Well not anymore! I've got a build that makes you into a bitchin' tanky S.O.B. that'll take a turret down faster than Chris Brown took down Rihanna. So what's this build, you may be asking? Well, I'll tell you good sir for the cheap price of 3250 rp free! Rito plox.
Let's start the game your average blitzcrank- 
For summoners, you can either go
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or
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. I'm not gonna tell you how to live your life.
Start with
,
s, and
.
On your first back pick up a
, and some wards/potions whatever.
But when you hit that mid game, sell
that bitch and go your own way.
Bla bla bla farm, bla bla bla push, bla bla bla ks the shit out of your team get blue buffs...
But the main point of this build is the core. THE SPLIT PUSH GOD.
I'm talkin' 
I'm talkin' 
I'm talkin' 
Make the turrets bend down and take it from behind with:

And round out the build with:

Oh, and don't forget these lil' shits:

Now slap my ass and call me Sally, that's a victory screen I see.
You're welcome.
GG.