The Hitchhiker's Guide to the League of Legends Community & Forum
Good day and welcome new hitchhiker number 011700589 - I am The Neverworld and I will guide you through several steps to become the member of League of Legends that the community needs in this dire time!
If you keep watching this guide, you will find yourself sooner or later becoming a true part of the League of Legends community.
But beware, your personality might change if you accept and learn what the Hitchiker's Guide to the League of Legends Community & Forum is all about.
- *If, by any chance, you are new to this grounds - This is the League of Legends forum and you, yes YOU! You will become a part of this community sooner or later, but I guarantee you'll be a part of this community in no time if you follow the steps of this guide. *
- If, by any chance, you have amnesia, heart problems, high blood pressure or if you're acting allergic to stress and rage, please leave as you are not capable of being a true League of Legends Community Member... and there might be a problem with the law if I teach people who might die in the process, hell.. my only lawyer said "Bro, one dead student and you'll pay his family more than you will earn in your lifetime"... so yeah, please leave if so.
- If, by any chance, you didn't played League of Legends yet, you might want to consider to never talk or argue with trolls and toxic players, as they drag you down. However, once you follow the steps of this guide, you'll become a true community member, so they can kiss your ass because you're going to verbally annihilate them anyway!
Step One:
First and foremost, you don't have a god complex - YOU ARE GOD! Thus everything you say is true and others are not.
Whenever you encounter a discussion, don't even try to think what good argument could convince the other - just bash him, say that he has no real life and that his grammar sucks. If, by any chance, you are able to count all of the english grammar mistakes he made, and if the number isn't too high enough to bash him, then just imagine a number between 100 and 1000000 and everything's fine.
Step Two:
Never appreciate someone's work. No matter how often someone posts threads with a fuckin load of work - immediately bash him, downvote/dislike it and pretend to have never seen the thread.
You know it right that everyone who invests more time and effort into a bigger project than you, isn't worth to be listened by anyone. And because you are god, you immediately know that if you don't like it and don't want to watch it, others won't like it either and so you just have to make bad reputation of the project.
Step Three:
Pay Money To My Pain ... no, not the Band, although the band is awesome. Did you know that the song "Respect For The Dead Man" is also the intro of the Anime "Nobunagun"? Awesome anime.. anyway..
Never feel any regrets if you insult, destroy work of others and if you blame someone - Never forget, you are god and you have the right to speak for humanity. Don't forget, every bad word you say may hurt, but it also makes your crappy life better and makes you feel better, too!
##Thanks for participating and I hope you've learned what makes a true community member.
######For risks and side effects read the package insert and ask your doctor or pharmacist. Beware that almost everything is meant ironically and with no harm except the bullies who continuously downvote my threads all the time and many others that I have seen. For clarification, a "True League of Legends Member" means a toxic one, said in a sarcasm way. I will not take responsibility for any actions you or others will make due to this guide.