Gnar's Judgement
Hey yall Chrometar Bronze 5'er Zen here and I got a small thing that the people at riot don't do much anymore. I put this under community because it has nothing to do with gameplay and thats it.
The little yordle that Rengar found who when asked his name was Gnar was brought in by him with what seemed to be a Bone boomerang an to me seems to be Prehistoric attire. Fellow Summoner's asked rengar what is up with the yordle but as soon as the yordle was in our hands Rengar ran. Shaken no doubt. The little yordle was dancing up and down with glee for some reason that we have yet to understand. One of our summoner's, Vex Davion, asked the little yordle.
"How old are you?"
The yordle then preceeded to knock on the summoner's head four times.
"Why you little S-"
The summoner was dragged off by the other summoner's before he did anything crazy by the people who were there if anything went Ary during the Judgement. I went up to the little yordle kneeling down. "He was a big meanie wasn't he?"
As I said this a couple of the summoner's chuckled and wrote down some things. I yelled at them to shut up and write down important things and not something to do with me being with Taric. The little yordle nodded and gave me his boomerang like a proud toddler with a drawing.
"Why thank you good yordle, what great craftsmanship. I think Doran will like you!"
"Oooo.. Vimaga!"
I was stunned. I probably would call Heimerdinger later.
"What?"
"Vimaga!"
I was confused. but I got ready for the main judgement. With nobody around but the fellow summoner's, I gave back the boomerang putting it in his tiny hands and I put my hand on his head but he started wacking my hand with his boomerang.
"Ow! Stop it!"
I lost my temper and threw the boomerang across the main hall. The little yordle got really mad from what I saw. I wondered what this was about. Then from the middle of his furry body he looked like he was going to explode. He then said very loudly
"GUVUG BAK! GUVUG BAK!"
"What are you saying you yordle! Let me Judge you"
Thats when he grew in size to a beast. He grabbed me with his now bigger paws and flung me down the hall next to the boomerang. My fellow summoners dropped the pencils and paper and ran out the front door. I started crawling to one of the closest closets slamming the door shut. I began healing again hearing angry pounds on the door and what seemed to have splintered wood even though they were binded to stop any damage to them. We had to add them when Renekton came and almost killed us all. Hours past and I heard a small little knock on the door. I hoped I was sleeping. I opened the door and saw the cute little yordle back to whatever he was.
"Uka Waka!"
"N-now I kn-know why y-you cam-came here..... Y-your in the league."
"DEMAGLIO!"
"Wha-"
I must have thought that Garen came by before. I went up to my quarters heading to sleep for a great 10 minutes when I heard my fellow summoner's yelling at me to wake up and get back to work saying I had a match then. WIth some new champion named Gnar.
I hate my life.
-Chromestar
Anyways that was my first hand at writing something lore related. please tell me I got this correct area and if I did good. have a great day yall. Hope you're excited as I am for Gnar.
