Poems are awesome

daishouriki·8/16/2014, 1:51:24 AM·2 votes·612 views

So my friend created a poem describing a game of league in which the jungler got fed and tried to carry by himself. By the end of the poem, you'll understand why we say, Teamwork OP!

League of Legends, Teamwork OP!

10 players, in a nexus

5 purple, 5 blue.

Purple team's leader, mighty legend, Declares to his team:

Stand back mortals! For I am Plat V! I will carry your asses across this nexus! And gift wrap you a victory!

Blue team's support, humble and true, Tells his team: Let's give em a good fight all!

As the minions start their march, from nexus to lane,

The support's "GL HF! " in all chat is met with "Prepare to surr 20, peon!"

The Purple Carry, gets First blood at the 2 minute mark. Emboldened by his ganks, purple team wins EACH and EVERY lane.

Blue team panics, each heart is scared, for what can mere losers, do against such great CS?

Except for the stalwart, loyal Support. To his team he calls. Ward the Jungle entrances. Protect each other! Catch em with their pants down!

A 5v1 gank, on the Purple Carry, wandering near Blue's Red buff makes his perfect score ruined,

You made me DIE! he yells in all chat! for that you'll pay!

As the teamfights rage on, The carry finds himself again and again. CC'd by the loyal support, and zoned out of team fights. And he huffs, and he rages, and he yells at his team for not doing their jobs. To which they respond; "but sir, you took all our lane kills. You have all our team's gold" What can we do, unless you carry us?"

On the blue side of the map, the loyal support. 0/10/15, having tanked and warded for his team. Says "to Baron! While that carry is down, let us let us seize this great chance!" "to push the lanes, and nab an inhibitor, by chance!"

And as the carry hollers and roars. Raging at his loser teammates, who all fed. Blue team pushes the waves of winions, into purple nexus, until it's dead.

And in the end game chat, in the throes of victory, The blue team shouts "Huzzah, Teamwork OP!"

Taken from http://retrotitan.blogspot.com/2014/08/league-of-legends-teamwork-op.html

1 Comments

CharQueen8/17/2014, 3:57:30 AM1 votes

Two trolling toxics take, tap, tapper Honorable Hazmat Heimer has horrifying hextech Gnar, ganked, growls While worrisome Warwick whaps Wukong Silenced, Sona, shunned, Sivir Bad bottom beaten by benign

Bot lane gets salty. Show them that they have nothing to earn by being toxic.