Why are EUW and EUNE kids always on NA boards?

Because the EU boards in general don't have any Riot employees regularly responding to players other than Eambo.

If you want the latest news outside of announcements, if you want to get an idea out there, if you are looking for ANYTHING official then you're coming to the NA boards.

Personally, I'm here because of the Story, Art & Sound section, Rioter communication (as in the Rioters here actually have a say in things) and because of the bigger audience.

They ran out of Smarties and want to steal our candy.

They do,they just chose to come here for their own reasons

Smells nicer here.

Because I can't post or upvote on euw [zombie-brand-mindblown] Also posting on NA boards feels like I am jumping across a wall :D sue me

Because EU servers are dead servers. Not our fault riot is based in the US and only cares about those servers