Riot, I am very sorry for this. I am in some debt to you Riot but I cannot pay it off, as I used the money to buy Warwick. Please Riot let me out of this debt, I need to buy runes for my family. Please? http://i.imgur.com/mZoRUJ4.png EDIT: On a more serious note, I think that this glitch is triggered by selecting a champion, pressing "Buy", then pressing "Buy with IP" if you don't have enough IP to buy said champion.
Trídent28 votesDear Summoner, I am sad to say that your recent transgressions have put you under a heavy fine. In order to pay off your debts to the League, you must operate the restrooms of the Fields of Justice. You must provide our champions with four months of service in order to become free. Failure to do so will result in you becoming a slave to the League, in which you will wash restrooms eternally.
Sincerely, Kalisha Karadan, High Councilor, Riotious Fists Clan
Devack The Holy4 votesPS: Gragas has been bingeing on Taco Bell and White Castle again. I suggest you locate a hazmat suit.
RottedApples3 votes[{quoted}](name=Devack The Holy,realm=NA,application-id=LqLKtMpN,discussion-id=c300iAdg,comment-id=00010000,timestamp=2015-06-09T14:56:43.617+0000)
PS: Gragas has been bingeing on Taco Bell and White Castle again. I suggest you locate a hazmat suit.
heimer might lend you one
Azza24021 votesyou mean 'the donger' 
Quort1 votesSoooooo... Basically Helmet Bro's job?
Trídent12 votesNo Summoner Quort. Helmet Bro, the Supreme Leader of the Kitchen Corps takes care of the kitchen scraps and maintains a clean kitchen environment. You cannot compare him to the punishment role of those who summon Zaunites repeatedly. In fact, for speaking to the high councilor without being spoken to first, you now must join Honchkrow in his glorious journey in purifying bathrooms.
Good day, High Councilor Kalisha Karadan.
RottedApples1 votes{quoted} You must provide our champions with four months of service
heh, depends on what we are talking about here.
Zydron1 votesWait just a sec, weren't you retconned? YOU DON'T EXIST!
Trídent5 votesFOOLISH SUMMONER! I AM IMPERVIOUS TO RETCONS. You will suffer for this. You must maintain the portable bathrooms of Summoners Rift! I do exist, but you may cease to.....
Sincerely, High Councilor Karadan
Chaotic Reks2 votesDear TridentSPQR, Summoners don't exist anymore.
Sincerely, Riot's Lore Team.
Trídent3 votesI AM IMPERVIOUS TO RETCONS. I AM THE TEAM OF LORE OF THE RIOTOUS FISTS CLAN!
BATHROOM DUTY FOR 20 YEARS FORYOU!
Sincerely, the perfectly calm and collected, High Councilor Karadan
HeadHonchkrow1 votesWhat transgressions did i make
Trídent2 votesDear Lowly Restroom Washer,
You have disgraced your family. Numerous times you have summoned Zaunite champions, and you had reached the limit. You are only allowed to summon a specific amount of champions from a faction. We warned you when you summoned the supposedly last Zaunite champion for your pool. However, recent records have showed that, not only did you summon a new Zaunite champion, you have in fact, BOUGHT a champion. This is simply outrageous. In fact, being a restroom washer isn't fit enough of a punishment. You are sentenced for life to the coal mines of New Kalamanda with other slaves of the League.
Good Day , High Council or the Riotous Fists Clan, Kalisha Karadan
HeadHonchkrow1 votesbut Warwick is my first Zaunite champion
Trídent1 votesDear Pitiful Restroom Washer,
The data clearly states that you have summoned Zaunite champions before. This data is most reliable and trustworthy. Even if you haven't summoned a Zaunite before, you have BOUGHT a champion, which is truly, truly outrageous. Go back to scrubbing toilets.
Happy Scrubbing, the High Councilor
Avios11 votesDear Kalisha Karadan,
I ask of thee that I might be able to find some other job than being a Lowly Bathroom scrubber, for I have brushed and scrubbed vigorously to clean the Restrooms of league of legends ( not to mention, the stalls where Mundo and Gragas use) And make them bright and shiny. Being in this job for a while, I must ask for either a pay raise or maybe a promotion to Lead Bathroom Analysistic manager?
-Sincerely, Lowly Bathroom Scrubber no. 3284
(P.S. I know a guy that could help with those assasanation attempts on the high council... 
)
Trídent1 votesDear Unworthy Servant, Your lowly and unworthy thoughts have been considered. Seeing as you already have been under restroom servitude for nearly 3 years already for eating a sandwich while summoning, we have decided to demote you to Dr. Mundo's personal aide in the Institute. You will do his laundry, cook his food, wash his living quarters, and do whatever else Mundo pleases. As for pay, you are foolish for asking for this. You are serving punishment for one of the most severe crimes you could ever commit. For daring to ask such a question, you will not eat for 10 days. You also will be punished for not addressing me properly as the "High Councilor," by two days in the stockades before you serve Mundo.
I am the well-respected High Councilor of the League of Legends. No assassin can subdue me. As for saying those words, if there is an attempt on my life, you will be promptly executed.
Good day, the very nice High Councilor, Kalisha Karadan
Avios11 votesDear High Councilor Kalisha Karadan,
As I must apologize with the assassination mention, I was saying that I had heard rumors of assassination attempts on the High Council Members, and that Captain Teemo of Bandle City would be able to help organize a protection squad to protect from these lowly assassins. I must ask though, I had thought I had come under service after being in a lowly peasant family on the farm, and I had come here to get paid 1 cent an hour for cleaning the stalls, and I was just hoping for a lowly pay raise of 1/2 of a cent, seeing as I can barely buy Bread for myself.
(P.S. I can help with anything, just call me)
From, The lowly Servant that strives to state things in the way he wants it.
woobee1 votes
Get ready. I'm goin in.
Trollivia1 votesI don't have debts :v 
Acolyte of Steel13 votesI'm so sorry it has come to this, Summoner... Don't sleep for a few days. They're going to send Talon after you, and you have to be prepared. At the very least, you can fight honorably to your death.
LittleBlast5 votesPfft who needs honor when you have a shotgun xD
ChaosThief1 votesYou won't have time to even pull the trigger, let alone grab the shotgun.
LittleBlast1 votesWhat if i'm an excessively fed 
? Idk.
ChaosThief1 votesYou clearly don't know how easily talon could sneak up on someone.
LittleBlast1 votes
Come at me now bro :P
ChaosThief1 votes
FreshMeat7071 votes[{quoted}](name=Summoner Ezraqel,realm=NA,application-id=LqLKtMpN,discussion-id=c300iAdg,comment-id=0000,timestamp=2015-06-09T09:05:33.498+0000)
I'm so sorry it has come to this, Summoner... Don't sleep for a few days. They're going to send Talon after you, and you have to be prepared. At the very least, you can fight honorably to your death.
I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills, skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. I will find you, and I will kill you.
HeadHonchkrow1 votesOh noes, I only borrowed 297 IP, I didn't know it would lead to THIS
Acolyte of Steel2 votesSummoning is srs bsnis.
Prepare to get 
'd
MacDthree3 voteslmfao I am laughing so hard my coworkers think I'm having an asthma attack
TurquoiseYoshi2 votesThe next day, the summoner HeadHonchkrow was kidnapped and sent to Draven for his crimes. His execution was bloody, but glorious.
Devack The Holy1 votesAnd how did that even happen?
FastAsHeck1 votesjust... how???
ayNigerianPrince1 votesMade me think of Matt Smith.
grumpyfrogy1 votesthis actally gave me a good laugh
WolfBV1 votesPlay 2 or 3 games and win.
SoMNia1 votesXD For a while, I got double-charged every time I unlocked a new champion, and had to relog to get the IP back. I had negative IP several times while that was going on.
Jungle Lux God1 votes"oops"
