it's been like this for an hour

Im sure if you go on the service page you can read the time as to when the update is finished. it should be finished in the next 11 minutes. just read what it says..its not hard lmao. theyre upating for the 9.24 patch.

Do people even know how to read anymore?

im imaging the Roll Rollah scene ("5 seconds have passed") Jojo DIO . the fact your counting the time makes me think of it.