Can you finally fix the fucking client?

While I may not agree with your methods, I agree with your sentiment.

It's like a very flashy computer with LED lighting and giant fans, and a plexiglass side panel with cool UV-glowing cables and whatnot, but it has a Celeron processor and 12 MB of ram.

Fortunately, they have acknowledged it. Their official statement was that they were prioritizing fixing Champ Select over the rest of it first, so that people can actually play the game.

That being said, it'll probably take time.