Game Client failing to initiate after champion select - FIXED

Is your game client crashing after a successful champion select? Don't have a ":/RADS" folder like the other fixes? Have you tried the Riot Hextech Repair Tool to no avail? Ready to give up? Here's what I did to fix it:

1. Search "System Configuration"
2. Services tab
3. Check "Hide all Microsoft Services"
4. Uncheck "Nahimic service"
5. Click Apply and then Okay
6. Select "restart" in the dialogue
7. After restart, try league again
8. profit.

IF THIS DOESN'T WORK OR IF YOU DON'T HAVE NAHIMIC:

1. Search "System Configuration"
2. Services tab
3. Check "Hide all Microsoft Services"
4. Uncheck everything
5. Click Apply and then Okay
6. Select "restart" in the dialogue
7. After restart, try league again
8. If league works, repeat steps 1-7 but slowly recheck groups of services (like 3 or 4 at a time) until league stops working
9. Figure out which of the 3 or 4 services is causing the crash
10. Decide if you can live without it
11. If yes, leave disabled
12. profit.

You're welcome (maybe).