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Simply Coosh·4/21/2017, 3:07:25 AM·1 votes·476 views

I am a struggling, and I do mean STRUGGLING B5'er, TRYING to get out of B4/B5 and I would love someone to take on a little Challenge! The Challenge is to duo with me in this never-ending pit of B4/B5. (Then you can see how difficult it is and that when a B5'er says, "It's really NOT ME", you can believe them.)

This season I have qualified for 18 promotions to B4; made 12 of them and failed 6 promos. As SOON as I get into B4, it seems all hell breaks loose and all I get teamed with is people named <Removed by mod> They don't care to ward, they don't care to call MIA and they really don't care if they lose. If you can imagine how FRUSTRATING it is to lose EACH and EVERY ONE of my 12 promotions, only to land back in B5 again. I don't know what to do? I've been swimming in this toxic stew for 1.5 seasons now and would really like it to change.

Please respond if you'd be interested in at least getting to know me and maybe playing a game or two with me before making any commitment. I would like to use a VOIP to communicate, so we can at least have a little leg up on the teams that don't. Thanks for reading!! (oh, and...here come the flames). :(

8 Comments

Deluxe4/21/2017, 3:11:35 AM4 votes

Nothing is going to change. You're cs scores are abysmal, builds are questionable, you don't abuse OP meta champs, you're kda's aren't impressive. Sure it would be easy as hell for someone to carry you out of bronze, but you will get nothing from it. You'll just fall back down like the countless of other people that get duo boosted.

If I had an account I would play a game or 2 just to show how easy it is, but it is pretty much impossible to get to bronze 5 without straight up int feeding.

Finn Teh Human4/21/2017, 3:19:58 AM2 votes

<---- First season started Bronze 4. Played with a touchpad and was only in Bronze for about a month. People in Bronze deserve it.

youthere4/21/2017, 3:12:54 AM1 votes

"Carry yourself out" or give up now like I really should do.

MysterQ4/21/2017, 3:13:16 AM1 votes

Make a new account. Just don't promote anymore. Keep promoting and falling back (frustrating). Wait for someone to actually carry your WR.

I am not good enough to help you, fi I could I would. But I imagine your LP gains suck compared to your LP losses.

ModMod RookDio4/21/2017, 7:19:52 AM1 votes

Hey Simply Coosh,

I realize the names provided were not intended real summoner names, however the fact still exists that they could in fact be one of the names someone decides to pick in the future for their account, and as such I have gone ahead and edited them out so that the thread and the replies in it can remain. You're not in trouble but just giving you a heads up for future consideration.

[slayer-jinx-catface]

SynMid4/21/2017, 4:22:18 PM1 votes

Add me DJ Itamar