Banana 4 looking for Diamond 1 team

Hey guys, its first come first serve so don't all beg in the comments after I choose what team I want to carry to victory. I main just about everything really, like all the champions and stuff. I know ALLOT about league of legends, or "LoL" as I like to call it and I know that an urgot support is a complete viable option as long as you build ap of course.

Now I know what some of you may think, "what makes you think you're some hotshot league of legends god", to that I say shut up, I ask the questions around here alright. After you see me in one game, you will see that it is virtually undeniable that I am the greatest. And I know all of you are thinking, "why would you drop down 3 ranked tiers to carry some random team!?". Because I am an amazing human being and all of you deserve to be in my presence. I wish you guys the best of luck, I will only except one team. You're welcome.