5 man ZZportal, Banner of Command team, all top with TP and Smite

Looking for people ready to cheese it up and have a good time.

The plan is to fast push top lane and get at least 2 turrets in the first few minutes of the game. This is done by everyone taking TP (alternate TPing to the minion taking tower agro) and smite (fast wave clear). Additionally, to maximize the lolz, everyone must rush ZZportal as their first item and then Banner of Command (minion promotion) as their second item.

When TP is on cooldown, everyone will go to lane as normal to maximize gold generation so that we can all get zzportal soonest. As soon as TP is off cool down, everyone will regroup in a new lane and repeat the process.

Once everyone has zzportal it's time to group and drop all the portals in the same lane.

Ideal champions to play are fast at taking towers (Heimer, Tristana, Jix, etc), can tank tower hits (Zyra plants, Malzahar voidlings, etc), or provide catch potential (Blitz, Thresh, etc).

Gold+ only. I will not be available to play until later this evening but please add me and/or comment if you're interested.