i think i have a "free win" strat to diamond. any gold/plat wanna try with me? details inside

im nasus-god top. now i consider myself to be god at nearly all champs, so my perfect "duo partner" would hypothetically just be a clone of myself because he would be 100% just like me and he would share my views on what is strong and how to win.

so anyway. moving on. if i was playing with a "clone of myself" duo id wanna do this for free wins. i think this idea is very strong

but i CANT play with a clone of myself. that is impossible. so instead, ill just WRITE OUT my strategy, and if any of you think its good and you want to try it with me, hit me up and lets try it :)

so. im NASUS-GOD top. your going vayne ADC, or urgot if vaynes taken. and your doin my supercheese vayne build. my cheese build is to just destroy botlane while i destroy toplane

my supercheese vayne build is you start 5 dorans blades you cuck. thats right you cuckster. 5 dorans fking blades. then you go ruunans > shivv > PD

so how it works is you start doran blade + potion. then you back when u feel like it for more cheese-power. prob back at 880 for 2 more blades, then 730 for next back. if you back at 880, get 2 dorans blades. and if you back at 740 then get a dorans blade + 300g attackspeed item. you should be in lane around 9 minutes with 5 dorans blades + 300g attacksped item. and then you dominate and easily sustain for your back timings

once your in lane with those items, you have lane power, and you recall at 1000 to complete your zeal, then you recall at 1600 to complete your ruunans. then you recall at 1130 to complete your next zeal (selling a dblade) then you recall at 1300 to complete shivv. then recall at 1130 again to get another zeal, then recall at 1250 to get PD

after those 3 items just stay on the map being god and recall when you have full gold for items (so 3000 for mallet, 3000 for deadmans, then heck maybe finish with a botrk). i just realized, this build may want to just never get boots LOL

so this path makes your vayne basically GOD all game. since your starting 5 dorans blade cheese build. and then your going ruunans > shivv > PD

after those 3 items, your final build is merc boots > frozen mallet > deadmans. so your a halftank god-vayne with essentially "SUPER SPEED". your like super saiyan god goku travelling at lightspeed just destroying everyone. however i now realize you may not want boots lol

and while your doing this god-vayne. im nasus-god top

vayne runes are scaling armor yellow. scaling MR blues. attack damage red/quints (to help CS) i like these runes. they are lategame yellow/blue runes, but earlygame red/quints to help cs

vayne masterys are 4% speed double sword 2% vamp bounty armor penn warlords bloodlust 5 minion damage 2% dmg 5% dmg danger game

for vayne skills go WQEQQRQWQWRWW

ill explain the urgot strategy later. lets just go with this now and hope vayne isnt taken

ok wait. heres urgot. urgot is same runes as vayne. mastery is 12/0/18 strength of ages. you start 4 dorans blades on urgot, then sunfire > black cleaver > tabi > visage > warmogs > randuins

for urgot you go QWQWWRWEWEREEE . two Q's to cs, then max shield, then max the dot

if you want to try my strat with me. add my current smurf

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EDIT : extra vayne points (for my partner)

1. before your shivv is done. never use your flash or heal to "get a kill". save your flash and heal to survive ganks, and to avoid deaths

2. do not try to "fight" the enemy adc until you have 5 blades + 300g item. you get it quickly, so just farm and chill until its done. your goal is just safe farm to 10 minutes. at 10 minutes you will get the 5blade+300 build you dominate lane once thats done

3. make your primary goal before 20 minutes "never die". dont go ham for kills. just farm, chillax, farm, and focus on "not dying". getting kills is second to not dying.

ok now heres early plan im thinking with doran+potion, you can easily safe farm to 930 for 2blades + another potion. do not "go ham" early, just safe farm to hit the 10minute powerspike so your back timings are 930 2blades+potion 1180 2blades + 300g item 1000g zeal 1300g shivv

then at this point. you have 5 dblades + shivv. at this point you are so strong with so much lifesteal / sustain / waveclear you can just "stay on the map" perma shoving waves and back for big buys so once you have 5blades+shivv. you back for big items (selling blade) 2920 mallet 2400 ruunans 2350 pd

from here in 5v5 teamfights im thinking u should probably go deadmans+visage to survive assassin burst. so this build never gets boots heh final build is PD, ruunans, shivv, mallet, deadmans, visage