lookin 4 girl 2duo with. ranked

ccakecakecakee·Nov 17, 2017·1 votes·582 views

yo i think it would be fun times to duo with a girl. also i stream and its good content / entertainment to play games with a chick on voice comms

i will be streaming our games

so basically yeahhh. heres my stream. ima be chillin and playin. and if any girl out there wants to duo, post in here and ill add n say hi

http://www.twitch.tv/withawonder

DO NOT ADD THIS ACCOUNT

THIS ACCOUNT IS A SMURF THAT I FORUM POST ON

14 Comments

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shy adcNov 17, 20172 votes

Why does it have to be a girl?

Final Spark LuxNov 17, 20171 votes

Cause it's a guy on the internet so obviously it has to be a girl. From a guy's point of view, playing league with a girl is akin to taking a ride on a mythical dragon. Maybe the dragon gets hungry, so you both stop at an ice cream parlor drive through in space. Dragon gets triple chunk extreme maximum moose tracks because dragon lives on the edge, but the guy just buys vanilla or pistachio because he's boring. Eventually dragon takes guy home and the guy is like "That was fun, can we do it again?" and the dragon nods, but the dragon never shows up again because the dragon could tell the guy was boring according to his ice cream choice.

Just goes to show you; take a risk. Skip the vanilla ice cream and get something crazy like...rainbow dot fudge filled super star ice cream. Also don't skimp on the sprinkles.

Sorry, I got carried away. You know, sometimes I think I should write a book. Anyways, it has to be a girl because a giant chunk of viewers are guys, and guys (some of them) like girls. Pretty much it in a nutshell.

Edit: D: my story got downvoted ;_;

DeFauxNov 18, 20171 votes

Also shows this guys severe lack of originality. If he had 'good content' he wouldn't need a girl to boost his viewership, right? Its sad so many girls are driven away from thirsty idiot keyboard warriors, the ones I've played with pretty much all hate that crap.

Final Spark LuxNov 18, 20171 votes

I hate it as well, which is why I never play with anyone lol

ccakecakecakeeNov 17, 20171 votes

CUZ MORE ENTERTAINING CONTENT FOR TWITCH SO I BASICALLY WILL BE MAKING MONEY OFF HER WITHOUT PAYING HER ANYTHING LELZ

Final Spark LuxNov 17, 20171 votes

That's pretty low if you honestly think that's funny.

shy adcNov 17, 20171 votes

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ccakecakecakeeNov 17, 20171 votes

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Does it have to be high-pitched voice girl?

doesnt matter but would help