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Planet Express [PlanEx] - Recruitment

Yumeii·8/25/2015, 7:23:04 PM·1 votes·876 views

Good news, everyone!

We went back to Ionia, shifted some paradigms, revolutionized outside the box. Now we’re ready to orchestrate a hostile takeover of Summoner’s Rift. Team Planet Express is on the fast track to the “It” list. You don’t want to be on the wrong side of this recruitment opportunity.

Now, the first order of business is to blame everything on the guy before me. Planet Express has been floundering in the Void of unranked teams for months; its core competencies will never be componentized with that guy boiling the Guardian’s Sea around Bilgewater. So at the end of the day, let’s disintermediate with the high-level execs and take it to the inhibitors by integrating the best-of-breed communities so we maximize collaborative ROI.

But what does this mean for you and your holistic applications? Let’s cut to the chase. There are two kinds of Runeterrans: Rift Scuttlers and Razorfins. Anyone who’s a Scuttler is giving up first blood. Who’s a Rift Scuttler? … Still with me? Good, you’re a Razorfin. Razorfins are winners and they don’t look back because they don’t have necks. Necks are for Rift Scuttlers. I am proud to be the champion of this wave of Razorfins and I am going to lead you all the way to the enemy nexus in this game of… of...

Wait, League of Legends? Oh god… … … FANTASTIC!

Planet Express is flashing straight to the top ranks and we’re gonna siege there by proactively envisioneering granular synergies. Even those techmaturgical colleges in Piltover and Zaun will gasp in awe of our invincible methodologies.

“But what about ganks? And losing in general?” you say. “It’s bound to happen and it’ll set us back.”

Ganks? LOSSES?! You poor, deluded, non-warding feeder. You’re not looking at the big picture! We’re redefining infinite-edge metas and incentivizing intuitive initiatives with Iron Solaris. So don’t you worry about ganks and losses. Let me worry about [blank].

Once we engage our collective extensible functionalities, Team PlanEx will ascend to Challenger rank by the end of the week. That’s what makes us awesome. Awesome to the max.

/all Blast fax GGs all around!

…

Seriously though, we stink more than a certain plague rat.

Our actual mission is to form a group of nice, friendly people who want to have fun and gain the ranked team rewards for Season 5 (all you need are X amount of wins). Actual tier rank is of secondary concern, but Gold or higher would be a nice bonus.

So a little bit about team Planet Express: it’s existed since season 3 but we have not yet done placements for the current season. If I recall correctly, we achieved Gold in the prior seasons.

As for current active members: I have been Gold 3 to Gold 1 in the past. Hadn’t played for a while and ended up Silver in the current season, working my way back up. I can do Support, ADC, mid and suck at the others. I'm on PST and I'm usually available on weekdays after 5pm, and weekends all day.

Team captain is Platinum 1, can probably go higher but I don’t know how much he cares. He can fill whatever role is needed. He's also in PST and is usually free all weekdays, but usually busy on weekends, unfortunately (Fri-Sun).

But again, we’re after the ranked team rewards here so if you’re looking to join a team for tier ranking purposes, you’d best move along.

What I need from you are the following items:

  1. Summoner Name
  2. Preferred roles
  3. Current ranking, if any
  4. Willingness to be a team player
  5. Nice personality
  6. Sense of humor
  7. Skype (you don’t have to give me this until you’re in)
  8. Time zone
  9. Anything interesting about you that you want to share?

Please post here. And make your post interesting if you want to stand out. Don't contact me in-game to discuss recruitment.

Edit: looks like we're primarily missing top and jungle roles at the moment.

You need not apply if you are overly competitive, tightly wound, or prone to outbursts of a rude or offensive nature. We will lose many games. We will make mistakes. You will make mistakes. Deal with it. Constructive criticism is good, fine, and encouraged, but learn how to actually give and receive it. You will be kicked right out if you like to play the blame game and constantly yell at fellow members.

16 Comments

Wildrot8/25/2015, 7:26:21 PM1 votes

. Summoner Name wildrot 2. Preferred roles adc support 3. Current ranking, if any plat 5 4. Willingness to be a team player yes 5. Nice personality yes 6. Sense of humor yes 7. Skype (you don’t have to give me this until you’re in)

Skatch8/25/2015, 7:30:12 PM1 votes
  1. Summoner Name QiaoGu Doinb
  2. Preferred roles Mid
  3. Current ranking, if any Plat 4
  4. Willingness to be a team player yes
  5. Nice personality yes
  6. Sense of humor yes
  7. Skype abrar.hassin
Ejaculasían8/25/2015, 7:56:23 PM1 votes

Ambivalence x Support Plat III wouldn't be on league if i wasn't a team player since it's a team game

TOAO Bob8/25/2015, 9:14:17 PM1 votes

What you get from me is the following items:

  1. TOAO Bob (The One And Only)
  2. Preferred roles- Support > Mid > Jung
  3. Current ranking, if any - B1 (I'm not wood and that's good)
  4. Willingness to be a team player - LoL has other players? I just thought that Rito had great algorythms for their bots
  5. Nice personality - I am the friendliest and wittiest troll you will ever meet.
  6. Sense of humor - NA
  7. Skype (you don’t have to give me this until you’re in) - and TS and Curse and etc.....

I suck but I accept that and if I play with people who know what they are doing ( or even better what I'm doing wrong) maybe I can learn.

NWTC LegitCamel8/26/2015, 1:55:04 AM1 votes
  1. Summoner Name: Legit Camel
  2. Preferred roles: ADC
  3. Current ranking, if any: Gold V
  4. Willingness to be a team player: 100%
  5. Nice personality: I love to joke around and always stay up beat in games
  6. Sense of humor: like i said previously i love joking around lol
  7. Skype (you don’t have to give me this until you’re in): its my first and last name so ill wait lol
  8. Time zone: CST
  9. Anything interesting about you that you want to share?: Not much really, just love video games, anime, and lots of other stuff.
SnackyInLane8/26/2015, 4:50:29 AM1 votes
  1. Summoner Name: Arscenault
  2. Preferred roles: Mid/Adc/Support
  3. Current ranking, if any S3
  4. Willingness to be a team player: Definitely! that's what this game is supposed to be about
  5. Nice personality Of course!
  6. Sense of humor: Uh huh
  7. Skype (you don’t have to give me this until you’re in) Yep/Curse/w.e
  8. Time zone CST
  9. Anything interesting about you that you want to share? Umm I can put mah feet behind my head!(as a 22 y/o guy who's 6'2, this is odd)
Kerza8/26/2015, 7:46:06 PM1 votes
  1. Summoner Name: Kenpoppy
  2. Preferred roles: Top/Jg/Mid MasterYi Katarina Warwick MonkeyKing Nasus Chogath
  3. Current ranking, if any: Plat 5
  4. Willingness to be a team player: Yasssss :P
  5. Nice personality: :)
  6. Sense of humor: :))
  7. Skype (you don’t have to give me this until you’re in): Skype/CV/Teamspeak
  8. Time zone: East Coast babyyyy
  9. Anything interesting about you that you want to share?: I can make a bowl of candy empty with magic <== u gotta admit thats pretty cool :D
Anomander8/26/2015, 7:55:06 PM1 votes

  1. Summoner Name: Anomander

  2. Preferred roles Jungle>Support>Mid

  3. Current ranking, if any Silver 4 (haven't put in the time when my friends just like to troll teambuilder)

  4. Willingness to be a team player Aww do I have too? j/k Can't win without everyone.

  5. Nice personality My wife thinks so but she is kind of delusional.

  6. Sense of humor I had one but sold it when I had kids.

  7. Skype (you don’t have to give me this until you’re in)

  8. Time zone MT but I can do the conversions so might as well keep it PST

  9. Anything interesting about you that you want to share? Married kids..... I think this is enough to garner pity.

I have every champion so trades are a breeze.

Choirmaestro8/28/2015, 5:27:03 AM1 votes
  1. Choirmaestro
  2. Preferred roles - Basically anything, strongest are Jg and Supp (when communication happens) but fav. champs are Vi Maokai Leona Thresh Morgana
  3. Current ranking, if any - B1 (I waited too long into provisionals and got stuck with troll people.. I was S3 last season)
  4. Willingness to be a team player - I try hard to be a team player, and when I communicate with people I actually am really good. But SoloQ is Suck.
  5. Nice personality - SHUT UP AND TAKE MY APPLICATION!...no, but seriously, I work in marketing IRL so I have to have a good personality. :P
  6. Sense of humor - Sarcastic and maybe a tad crude, but I can tone it down if I'm asked (not told) to. :)
  7. I have Skype and TS, and a microphone/camera as well.
  8. Timezone PST
  9. Recently moved to Cali, having a really really hard time making friends so my online friends are my main source of interaction haha. Hopefully you consider me!

P.S. Currently working on getting 100% functional runepages. I have a couple complete (tier 3) pages that are generic, but working on getting specific pages for key champs i play.