single guy lookin for single girl to be duo friends with

Msatie··1 votes·1,535 views

ayyyy lmao. this idea just hit me. seemed genius. figured why not post it up

are you a single girl that highly enjoys league of legends?

do you think would it would be super fun to find a guy to duo with?

me too bae. im looking for a girl to play with

and ill be honest im looking for a GF too. if your a girl with a BF then you probably would want to play with your BF, or im sure you can make a post saying "im looking for duo friends. and i have a bf just lettin ya know hehe XD" and you will get lots of guys willing to play with you

so yea this thread aint for girls with BF's. if you got a BF you can do the above to easily find a friend :). or heck post in this thread if you want, im sure many guys will add you HEHE XD

so moving on. this threads for a single girl out thereee. would a lovely lady want to play with me?

sounds fun to me to find a girl that likes playing with me and i like playing with her and we fight in ranked together and increase our ELO and learn the game and improve together. why play solo when we can play together :)

also your rank doesnt matter. cuz if your out of my elo range i can buy a 50 dollar unranked account with 70 champs and 100k IP so i will have all the champs/runes i need to carry and i can play the 10 placement games and suck on purpose if i need to get to bronze to play with you. then after the 10 placement games we can duo and play together and climb elo together :)

nowww of course. im not asking you to "be my girlfriend".. im asking to be "duo friends" and have fun playing together...

however... i have a theory... maybe this theory is totally wrong but heres what im thinking..

im thinking if a girl highly enjoys league of legends and its one of her main hobbies, and if that girl finds a man that she highly enjoys playing with, and if they play 100 then 200 then 300 ranked games together and spend alot of time playing and climbing elo together and talking with voice communication... then call me crazy but i think theres probably a high chance that the girl will develop feelings for the guy and want to be more than friends with him

now does that sound totally crazy? i dont think so. i mean maybe im totally wrong about that theory. but im thinking im not wrong. im thinking if a single female finds a man that she shares a hobby with and spends alot of time talking to and playing with that guy, then im pretty sure most girls would start to develop feelings for that guy and she would see that guy as her ideal boyfriend target. and the guy would probably develop feelings for the girl too

nowww maybe im totally fucking wrong about that theory. but regardless, thats my theory. and if any single ladies out there think my theory sounds fun and you want to find a man to be duo friends with, then hit me up

ACTUALLYYYY im thinking my idea sounds so genius. that theres probably a bunch of girls that will read this and think the idea sounds cool. SOOOO HERES THE DEALERINO

i will probably find 1 or 2 girls to be duo friends with. and when i find them, i will edit this thread saying im "taken" and "off the market" lol (dont want my female friends thinkin im a mack daddy playa) . however dont worry ladies. because YOU ARE A HOT ITEM

im thinking this idea sounds so genius, that us league players looking for love can all use this thread to find our league soulmatezz :D.. soooo

BABY GUUURRRLLLLZZZZZ , if you want to find a male to be duo friends with. then just post in this thread saying you think my idea sounds fun and im sure you will get 10 or 20 dudes adding you and hitting you up :)

and FELLLAAAAAAAS if you are looking for a girl to be duo friends with. then post your details in this thread and some girls might add you (however the chances of that happening are low. your best option is waiting for girls to post and adding those girls)

however. FELLLAAAAAAAS . if you think my idea is cool i actually think you probably SHOULD post your details in this thread. because it will make the thread more popular and girls will see the popularity of the idea and that popularity might interest the girls more and motivate them to post their details. and if you want to find a girl, your best option is probably trolling this thread and waiting for girls to post and adding those girls. However keep in mind, probably 20-30 guys will add each girl who posts, so there is some "healthy competition" in all of this HEHE XD

also FELLLAAAAAAAS. out of respect for the ladies, you should not do this idea unless you have some form of money/income (or are in college with a money/income strategy). Because if a girl does play 200 games with you and decides she wants to be your girlfriend, then that girl will probably want you to fly her to your town so she can live with you and be your girlfriend. so FELLLAAAAAAAS out of respect for the ladies, you should only post your info if you actually have the money required to sustain a relationship. it doesnt take much money, i only make 14 dollars an hour, and thats enough for me to fly my future girlfriend (if i ever find one) to come live with me and of course id want her to try to find any kind of job in my town to help out cuz i aint paying bills for 2 forever

so FELLLAAAAAAAS. if you post your details, if you want a girl to actually consider you i suggest giving out all the details about you to make her interested. post your RANK, how much you play the game, your job/income situation (college? work?), where you live, your hobbies, and post your facebook so girls can troll it and check out your pictures and maybe think your cute. if you want the best results i highly suggest you post all dat juicy info about you

and BABY GUUURRRLLLLZZZZZ . your info is not really as important. all guys want is your picture, your age, and confirmation that you are a girl

and FELLLAAAAAAAS, in order to avoid being scammed by another FELLLAAAAAAA pretending to be a girl, i highly suggest you immediately seek confirmation that you are speaking to a real girl. i believe the most easy way to confirm she is real is to give her your facebook, and tell her to send you a facebook message. She doesnt need to add you as a facebook friend, but she can just send you a message which lets you know she is real

and with that said BABY GUUURRRLLLLZZZZZ, you can expect that every guy you talk to from this thread will probably immediately want to confirm that you are a real girl before they invest time into you. just bein honest, we FELLLAAAAAAAS wanna make sure you are real

wow. ohhh boy. i think that covers everything. i know i spoke about buying accounts in this thread, however i hope riot understand that this is about finding love. so i hope riot does not delete this thread

riot. this thread is about finding a friend to play with and enjoy the game with. what is bad about that? and possibly finding a partner to have a relationship with.

riot this thread is about finding real love. and if an account needs to be purchased so ranked games can be played together so people can enjoy playing ranked together. i see nothing wrong with that



MY CURRENT STATUS: currently i have 0 female duo friends :( im looking for 1 or 2 HEHE XD

so yeah ladies. i am on the market :)

im currently plat 4. i have reached diamond 3 in the past im a 21 year old white male. and i live in hawaii. and i make 14 dollars an hour

however. i understand its a lion battles lion world out there. the most powerful male lion gets the female lions. im sure theres plenty chalenjuer and master and diamond1 dudes out there ready to stomp over a weak lion like meeee and provide the superior BONOBOOST

so ladies, post your info and just have 20-30 guys add you (and ill be one of them). and you can play with all those guys and see which ones you enjoy playing with. and i remain hopeful that i will get lucky find a lovely girl one day that enjoys playing with me :)

oh also baeees. if you just really liked my words and my personality in my writing and want to directly play with me and avoid the other guys. then feel free to add me baee

my mains name is KAOKENTAKE . add that name to add me

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C9 Rekt10 votes

AHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHA THIS IS EITHER THE GREATEST TROLL IVE SEEN INA WHILE OR THE CRINGIEST THING IVE EVER READ AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Kãtãrinã3 votes

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AHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHA THIS IS EITHER THE GREATEST TROLL IVE SEEN INA WHILE OR THE CRINGIEST THING IVE EVER READ AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

this dude has like 5-6 accounts and all he does is troll the boards with this, ive just stopped reading any of them xD

Treeofwar3 votes

i need a tl dr in this

Eunbi Bias1 votes

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i need a tl dr in this

Calling all girls, I am a guy who is single, looking for girls who enjoy league of legends so we can play, and become more than friends.

Dankstin3 votes

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Msatie1 votes

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this post is long because its not just for me

it is for any dudes who want to post their info here and look for female duo friends

so i explained all the details of the interaction so people can protect themselves from being scammed

Call Me Laura2 votes

the thirst is real

Msatie1 votes

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the thirst is real

omg

your name

i think your a female

be my baeeee

Dopie1 votes

east or west side?

Nevaeh1 votes

this is so troll and cringey at the same time I rlly don't know how to feel like this should be titled looking for an elo digger to fall in fake love w me. like idk if any other girl would be interested in this bcs I'm sure as hell not ;p

Msatie1 votes

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this is so troll and cringey at the same time I rlly don't know how to feel like this should be titled looking for an elo digger to fall in fake love w me. like idk if any other girl would be interested in this bcs I'm sure as hell not ;p

thanks for your opinion

i really want to ask... what do you feel is really cringey about it? im pretty sure your answer will be my general writing style and my "attempts at being funny when im not funny" will be your answer to what is cringey. however i just wanna know for sure if thats what it is. i think thats probably what it is, but still i want to ask to make sure

i understand i put alot of my personal comedy elements into my post. and i guess my style of comedy is "cringey" and "not funny" to females (or maybe some girls might think its funny. but clearly you dont)

i thought my comedy would be seen by females as "funny" and "charming". however, based on your input, it seems my comedy is seen as "cringey"

or maybe, some girls out there will think im funny, but your just not 1 of them?

so anyway. i wont try to argue that my comedy is "cool" and "funny". because comedy is an opinion. its a taste. its a flavor. you do not enjoy the taste of my comedy, so i wont try to argue with you that my comedy is "good"

actually. i am not "argue'ing" with you at all about anything. im only asking some questions because i would like to know your opinions. thats all hehe :)

so with ALLLLL THAAAAT SAID . i have another question for you m'lady

i really dont think my theory is a bad one... to be honest.... it seems totally fun and cool to me

like think about it

if a girl is single... and if she highly enjoys league of legends... then if she finds a guy she enjoys playing with and she plays 300 ranked games with him... then dont you think theres probably a high chance that girl will develop feelings for that guy?

i mean think about it... she has found a male that shared a hobby with her and she spends 300 ranked games, like 300 hours of her time socializing with that male and bonding with that male... i mean call me crazy but im pretty sure feelings will be created when two single humans spend time together doing something they enjoy

am i REALLLLYYYYY so wrong about my theory?

im not looking for "fake love". im looking for a "league of legends friendship". however im not dumb, i consider myself pretty smart, and my logical mind is telling me that if a strong league friendship forms between a single boy and a single girl, then deeper feelings will probably end up happening

im just sayin that... i think if a single girl and a single guy enjoy playing league together and they play many ranked games together and they spend alot of time socializing together online and talking to eachother.... then maybe im totally fucking delusional but my mind believes that theres a strong chance those two people will develop feelings for eachother because they enjoy eachothers company. and if you enjoy talking and socializing and spending time doing a hobby with a single person of the opposite sex, then call me crazy but i think its just human nature to develop feelings in that situation

oSEXYPLATYPUSo1 votes

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this is so troll and cringey at the same time I rlly don't know how to feel like this should be titled looking for an elo digger to fall in fake love w me. like idk if any other girl would be interested in this bcs I'm sure as hell not ;p

just think the stories you can tell your grandchildren of how you met. or how you could leave him for someone with a higher mmr. you know you just might be an ELO QUEEN lol. think of the wedding, you could dress as your main champs, make the venue look like summoners rift, your ringer bearer and flower girl could be yordles. instead of releasing doves at the end you can release poros serve cookies and biscuits lol have consumables at the reception dear god i can keep going . LMAO

Msatie1 votes

ayy any ladies lookin for dat bonoboost

twchris135791 votes

InB4 riot crushes your dreams with the ban hammer.

smol pug1 votes

u have issues LOL

Msatie1 votes

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u have issues LOL

nahh

its only natural for male mammals to want to procreate and spread their seed

its in our genetic coding. i cannot ignore what i am coded to be by the very coding fabric of life in this universe

it is my primary and absolute drive in life to spread my DNA and create children

i dont see it as any type of issue or problem. i am proud of my DNA, it was given to me by my parents, and i owe it to my parents to create grandchildren one day for them.

rtbf221479701 votes

Tldr, play some ranked with me so I can fly you to my town and live together in my mom's basement Stockholm ever after...

Msatie1 votes

baby gurrrllzzzzz lets play :D

Solar Zenith1 votes

hey everyone who commented on this post and more I'm looking for top laners silver to plat . add me if you are interested

Msatie1 votes

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hey everyone who commented on this post and more I'm looking for top laners silver to plat . add me if you are interested

ayyy do u actually wanna be my baeee

or was that all lies to pierce my heart :(

Msatie1 votes

im on the market baeeez

Msatie1 votes

im so thirsty

CoffeeCoop1 votes

hey dude, im a dude. whats up boo.

CoffeeCoop1 votes

just gift me dunkmaster and ill be whatever you want.

FallenAngel161 votes

ayy

GULAG 4 U1 votes

Filthy frank be like

"GET LAID"

A Hero For Hire1 votes

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Im just gonna leave this right here.

Jayson UwU1 votes

I'm gay. LOl

Àęrø1 votes

Hey!, I'm Highscent, I'm a gold 2 Mid main feel free to add me!.

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