Anyone smurfing in gold?

Before any post regarding people asking to queue with smurfs, I will simply state what needs to be stated.

No I am not a smurf. Yes, I am asking to be carried. Why? Because I dedicated myself to support, and beleive I deserve higher, but its hard to carry as a support.

If any generous chap is willing to help my sorry ass who's lp is sinking, that would be most appreciated.