recruiting females (any rank) to join my team

Msatie··1 votes·1,141 views

im a male and it sounds really fun to me to have a team of girls that i play with and we can improve and learn together

it just sounds so badass to me to command a squad of 4 girls in diamond and we destroy our enemies together hahaha. dunno why it sounds badass to me but it does

and who knows. maybe we can reach diamond 1 together? who knows how high we can go if we work together !

heres the plan. doesnt matter what rank you are. i have smurfs across divisions. i can duo with you and boost you to gold where the other members probably will be. then after we are gold we can all play together as a 5 unit and i will shotcall and we will improve and learn together

(actually i wont be improving. im kind of already a god at this game. i have played like 14000 ranked games in 4 years. im basically god at this game. so im already at the pinnacle of skill. but you girls will be improving when you play under my leadership i promise hehe)

i dont rage if we lose. i view every loss as a chance to learn and improve

we are all friends here. no raging. no getting mad. just play the game, have fun, and if we lose we try to learn from the game and see what our mistakes are

this is not a boost. this is actually improving and learning. however with me as shotcaller, you are kind of cheating by having a god as your coach. but still, cheating the right way is fun ! :)

i actually already have a female friend that wants to join me so im looking for a few more girls. ill add like 5 or 6 girls in the group so we can all play together n stuff if one person is busy. or you girls can also play together if im busy hehe

also ill be honest. im thinkin it would be pretty sweet to use this as a screening process for my next girlfriend. i would love to find a girlfriend that plays league. if any of you girls are single and we play alot together, who knows you might start to like me and i might start to like you. if that happens we might wanna be more than friends hehe xd

but also. if you have a boyfriend thats cool too. you can still join the group and i promise i wont hit on you if you have a boyfriend. im just sayin, chances are one of the girls that joins my team will be single. and who knows she might decide that she likes me after we play 100 games together. and i might like her too. i might find my future girlfriend this way. ya never knowwww nomsayin'

ADD MY MAIN if u wanna join . name is kaokentake

or post in here if you want me to add you and ill add you

also im a 21 year old white male and i live in hawaii. thought id put that in there since im talkin about me maybe wanting to find a girlfriend this way hehe

23 Comments

LiquidCrimson4 votes

This guy can't be serious, and if he is, I'm at a loss of words

Kãtãrinã1 votes

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This guy can't be serious, and if he is, I'm at a loss of words

he says the same exact thing almsot in each troll post, but i mean i think its like 2 or 3 accounts. Scratch that, it is the same guy who declares himself a god. Lol his last post was almost the same and its pretty funny

ellybaby3 votes

you put alot of effort in this post. lol.

Faymous2 votes

I just played this guy for a good 20 min pretending to be a girl. Was in a skype with a couple of friends about to play some.

This guy is actually sick. Got a good laugh out of it.

Msatie2 votes

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I just played this guy for a good 20 min pretending to be a girl. Was in a skype with a couple of friends about to play some.

This guy is actually sick. Got a good laugh out of it.

sick?

you pretended to be a girl. i talked about how i like working out and cooking and how if we liked eachother after being friends for a few months i would want to fly you to me to live with me and be my girlfriend

i didnt say anything offensive to you

if wanting my girlfriend to live with me is sick, then i am sick and proud of it

anyway. i think i have a good grasp of how the female mind works. and im pretty sure all of you "haters" bashing me in this thread is just making many more ladies out there interested in the "source" of all of this drama: me :)

so keep on hating playas. the end result is the ladies will want to play with the true god. me baby .

im the god. if you ladies want to play with a god, hit me up

Msatie2 votes

ay

Scary Door2 votes

The creep-o-meter is pegged into the red on this one.

Msatie2 votes

ladies lets get to playin

Very Balanced2 votes

Is this what we call...A league of legends harem? wot m8?

Msatie2 votes

ayyy

Msatie1 votes

look it at it from my point of view

  1. i take 15 minutes writing about my idea

  2. theres a chance females out there will think it sounds fun

  3. those females add me. i play with them

  4. one of those females may become my girlfriend

  5. i get a hot girlfriend who plays league, with almost zero effort required on my part

  6. i aint really seeing any downsides here

after having considered all of the above. i came to the conlusion that i would be stupid if i didnt make this thread

twchris135791 votes

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look it at it from my point of view

  1. i take 15 minutes writing about my idea

  2. theres a chance females out there will think it sounds fun

  3. those females add me. i play with them

  4. one of those females may become my girlfriend

  5. i get a hot girlfriend who plays league, with almost zero effort required on my part

  6. i aint really seeing any downsides here

after having considered all of the above. i came to the conlusion that i would be stupid if i didnt make this thread

This, ladies and gentlemen, is how legends are born... either that or how you end up on the show "How to catch a predator".

genya031 votes

What

Oryiah1 votes

At first I was mildly offended by his post as I am a female, but then I realized that if he wants to meet a girl and she wants to learn the game or meet someone, then there's no harm. I may not have the popular opinion on this - but this guy is right. If you throw out the bait chances are you will get at least 1 or 2 serious responses. There are girls that this would appeal to. Just try to remember that most girls are perfectly able to play the game without the need for a guy to coach their poor little female brains.

Msatie2 votes

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At first I was mildly offended by his post as I am a female, but then I realized that if he wants to meet a girl and she wants to learn the game or meet someone, then there's no harm. I may not have the popular opinion on this - but this guy is right. If you throw out the bait chances are you will get at least 1 or 2 serious responses. There are girls that this would appeal to. Just try to remember that most girls are perfectly able to play the game without the need for a guy to coach their poor little female brains.

bae you sound like your interested in playin' with the god

hit me up

Oryiah2 votes

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bae you sound like your interested in playin' with the god

hit me up

Not very much at all :)

Pastel Goth1 votes

{quoted}

At first I was mildly offended by his post as I am a female, but then I realized that if he wants to meet a girl and she wants to learn the game or meet someone, then there's no harm. I may not have the popular opinion on this - but this guy is right. If you throw out the bait chances are you will get at least 1 or 2 serious responses. There are girls that this would appeal to. Just try to remember that most girls are perfectly able to play the game without the need for a guy to coach their poor little female brains.

I mostly didnt like the "commanding a team of girls" bit.

Idgafomfg1 votes

You seem like a sociopath.

Pastel Goth1 votes

Wow this is cringey as fuck. Like a really sad Charlie's Angels except with a virgin in his mums basement.

Crazy Chatter1 votes

Lmao. Ya, good luck. Smartest guy in the boards here.

DEKInw1 votes

thirsty af lmao

Raeyxx1 votes

As a female player, this sends up SO many red flags to me. [slayer-jinx-unamused]

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