Theoretical Ideas for the next URF

I will stress this now, I am being purely theoretical. I'm not begging for URF or crying that Riot isn't doing enough, because they're doing much more than I could possibly ask. But, there is a good chance that URF may come back as we've already gotten Mirror Mode and Hexakill a second time. In order to make URF fun again the second go around if they do choose to bring it back, I have a couple of ideas. (Just as someone who was iffy about URF the first time around)

The main thing is, in the antics of URF, everything that flies goes flying 5x as much (80% CDR) and one wrong move and you died. While this may be the spirit of URF, all I can think of is Bjergsen going 50/2 as Zed and the entire enemy team dying repeatedly. So my first idea, just to make the mode a bit more forgiving in lane when dodging fails:

1. What if health (base health, health giving items, and possibly regen) were doubled? Yes, that Mundo with 6 Warmogs would have 11,000 health and be able to constantly ult and regain it all, but let's face it, he was invincible anyway. Use your Jayce poke to mess with someone else and ignore Mundo completely, while not being deleted in seconds by their permastunning Brand ;)

2. As a side-idea, what if there were 8 items instead of 6? I wouldn't know how this would work, I'm only being theoretical, but with the insane gold per 10, full build came at 20-30 minutes if I recall correctly. This would (should) potentially counter the double health, but would also increase snowballing as that OP Wukong who's 23/0 is already on his 7th item and everyone else is at 3, so this may very well be a horrible idea.

3. This is my dumbest idea, but I will introduce it anyway. What if there were 3 summoner spells, or what if they were duplicable? Yes, 2 flashes or flash/teleport/smite or double teleport, just to literally be everywhere at once. This is just so ridiculous an idea when thinking about it I almost regret putting it up. (But not enough to not suggest it c; ) But also consider, 2 1-minute flashes = no one ever gets caught out, or = the worst chases you will ever see. Should probably skip this idea xD (please do not combine, no one wants 3 flashes/teleports.)

4. Second dumbest idea. Might want to skip this too if you're cancer prone. I've seen somewhere that someone suggested URF vs Doom. Yes, one team gets URF skills, and the other gets Doom skills. It'll give me a headache, so I'm not going to elaborate.

Or maybe the game mode in itself is too imbalanced, it may be more enjoyable to stomp AI than get devoured by the LeBlanc/Poppy/Hecarim. No matter what suggestions are made, something will always hurt. Lol I'm probably just dumb.

Humor me :) the dumb discussion is the most intellectual