Secret Game Mode: The Wanderer

Deansington·11/3/2014, 5:28:56 PM·102 votes·15,695 views

The lanes are ripe with the fresh struggle for dominance, as minions have just begun to march to their deaths. First blood is scored by top lane Renekton on an unlucky Syndra in the river. The croc and his allies revel in the early lead and begin to travel to their respective lanes, and the junglers to the... well, the jungle. As Ren passes Baron Nashor's pit, the sounds of stirring cause him to pause. Baron never responds to the din of battle so early... With a shrug, Renekton moves on.

Summoner's Rift is now in full swing, and Renekton has just slain his top lane counter part. With a victory snarl, Ren begins his recall. Suddenly, a strange noise echoes from the waters of the river. It sounds like... a tinkling bell and the pitter patter of little feet. Canceling his recall, the croc curiously approaches the river brush and steps inside it, only to immediately regret his decision.

The massive form of Baron Nashor rushes towards him on two tiny feet. It tinkles comically and its head flops around like a bobble-head. It would have been funny, had he not been spitting acid, dealing damage to the weakened Renekton. With a mighty swing of his head, Baron can now fashion himself a new set of leather boots. With a tinkling and rapid moving stubby legs, Baron is off to roam once more.

The Wanderer: Secret Game mode

The Wanderer is a game mode in which everything is as it should be for a normal match on Summoner's Rift except for one small detail... Baron has emerged from his pit, and is stretching his adorably tiny legs.

After 5 minutes, our resident monster emerges for the first time in League history to explore the rift. Baron spawns either on his pit or at dragon lair if the dragon is not there. He can go anywhere he pleases except for team bases (he has a hard time with stairs), and is mostly harmless at first. He has a random pattern and will essentially "gank" different lanes, attacking on sight. Upon reaching half health, he will make a beeline back to his pit or dragon lair. If he makes it back, he will spawn again in 3 minutes to continue roaming.

He scales a third as much as he normally would, so he can be taken down by one or two players. Because he is easier to slay, he obviously grants less rewards. He is still a prime target however, granting the champion that kills him 100g and a 90 sec Baron buff that is halved in potency. Baron will re-emerge and sound a bell chime for all to hear 3 minutes after being slain. If Baron dies in the fog of war, a different bell will chime for all to know he is not currently roaming.

Turrets an minions will ignore Baron, but Baron can get blue or red buff if he kills a champ with it active, or if his aoe happens to kill golem or elder lizard by chance. Killing Baron will yield the buffs to the champion.

The reason this game mode is "secret" is because I believe that the players should not be initially informed of the changes. The need to experience the newly mobile for themselves. Maybe an April Fool's day, or just a mode simply entitled The Wanderer.

47 Comments

RiotDontHassleDaHoff11/3/2014, 9:47:04 PM43 votes

I want to print that picture out and hang it by my desk! Those tiny legs are hilarious!

Thunder Dreamss11/3/2014, 9:35:00 PM23 votes

Yes, this would be an amazing April Fools Day prank. All non-ranked games on SR would get the wanderer's treatment with no warning. Why restrict it to baron tho? Imagine, the 5 minute mark hits and just as Baron hits top lane bottom finds their trading interrupted by dragon coming in for a gank.

Leona is Waifu11/4/2014, 1:19:10 AM12 votes

I love the idea! Why stop there however? The ENTIRE jungle is freed to create HAVOC!!!!!

Wayward Sword11/4/2014, 2:57:47 AM10 votes

Roaming jungle pls.

"Omg, where is our jungle? Golems has ganked me twice."

Mimic9411/3/2014, 11:25:21 PM8 votes

This is my new favorite thing. Riot please do this. I'd be eternally grateful.

7ha7guy77711/4/2014, 4:07:06 AM7 votes

plot twist: baron was roaming around the rift the whole time Jax

HyperZEROXL11/3/2014, 11:27:09 PM7 votes

I'd die laughing if Baron would gank me mid along with the dragon. xD

LuckyReden11/3/2014, 10:50:41 PM5 votes

The Gankening: Neutral Minions turned Hostile

Gus The Cool Guy11/4/2014, 2:40:49 AM4 votes

"And with this gank, I will avenge all wraiths farmed by mid laners in between waves, all the lonely wolves left alone cuz UdyrUdyr was counter jungling, all the blue buff golems that have been pulled Blitzcrank , levitated then slammed Syndra , or headbutted over wallsAlistar ..." said the Double Golems as he was tower diving the Riven Riven with 6 hp after a battle with the enemy GarenGaren

Jeddy01711/4/2014, 1:24:26 AM3 votes

I'm upvoting this so more people can see it.

DeathByWaffle11/4/2014, 8:59:12 PM2 votes

Anyone remember when Poppy's E could move the Baron around the map? Good times.

ShadowNinetails11/4/2014, 1:32:27 AM2 votes

All of my yes. All of it.

ChaosThief11/4/2014, 1:54:06 AM2 votes

If I ever learn how to program stuff in league, I will first make this glorious masterpiece, then allow all jungle monsters to roam.

IT WILL BE A GLORIOUS EVOLUTION!

BerserkGoldfish11/4/2014, 1:07:25 PM2 votes

All camps roam and spawn twice as fast. limit it to 3v3 but still on SR.

Nicarasu11/4/2014, 4:20:58 PM1 votes

All of the yes! All of the camps should be freed though, I agree with the others.

Footie 11711/4/2014, 5:17:59 PM1 votes

I'd play it for sure. would be really fun :) add a little diversity to games.

Akenero11/4/2014, 6:34:10 PM1 votes

Or just plain old double the power of neutral camps, and if you slay them they roam for your team :D

Deansington11/4/2014, 11:05:06 PM1 votes

Wasn't expecting others to enjoy this so much. Thank you all for the support! I am loving where your minds are taking this! Jungle creeps unite!!

Im Andru11/4/2014, 11:54:46 PM1 votes

Sounds like a funny game mode, but it would lose its charm after the first game. Plus, if we get this for April fools we won't get URF

Lt Streko11/5/2014, 7:40:46 PM1 votes

I can picture it now... Baron with the double ace.

This is a brilliant idea.

Dangerous Man4/7/2015, 2:48:53 AM1 votes

Yes and roaming jungle camps!

RedOpticToxin10/20/2015, 11:37:28 PM1 votes

Sounds like just league with an additional problem for laners, ISNT GANKING ENOUGH ALREADY DONT NEED ANOTHER REASON TO FUCK UP THE FARMING FOR ALREADY COMPLICATED ADC's. Overall I think this game mode is stupid and not creative at all. The only thing I like about it is the tiny feet on the BARON AND THATS IT.

gubigubi11/4/2014, 1:10:28 AM1 votes

The next doom bots needs to be 5 of this. + URF and im pretty sure you have the greatest invention in the history of man.

Talon Gerrard10/28/2015, 5:36:47 PM1 votes

Lol, this would work if Baron didn't get the update. Now we now what the rest of his body looks like since we see him as he begins to enter the pit before his spawns.

InVeRT UnReLeNT11/4/2014, 3:16:05 AM1 votes

:o!

Bastard Twitch11/4/2014, 4:02:22 AM1 votes

Yes please.

Merxamers11/3/2014, 9:52:34 PM1 votes

this would be great. why just baron? why not a GROMP GANK!!!

Ironclad Dragon11/4/2014, 5:30:53 AM1 votes
TakoBell11/4/2014, 6:45:21 AM1 votes

Have all the jungle camps roam. The Jungle Awakens : The Last March of the Ents

Meep Man11/4/2014, 1:09:55 PM1 votes

Why can't Dragon be unleashed? They must all come out and play!