Weird idea: Welcome to Summoner's Rave

So...recently I got my grubby mitts on the DJ Sona skin, and am having a ball with it.

Rough translation: Can't...stop...bopping...head...to...Kinetic...theme...

But then a WEIRD idea popped into my head. What if BOTH teams have DJ Sona? Dueling DJs...sounds like a party to me! So why not have whatever map this happens on turn into a full on rave?

Granted this will never happen, and NOT just because of the massive lag. But, it might be fun to imagine. Turrets are replaced with statues holding up lighters...minions are in conga lines, brandishing glow sticks...the shopkeeps are tending bar.

So...I now open this discussion to you my fellow Summoners. Anything else you would think would also exist in such a map edit? Also...any skilled graphic artists and animators are free to create what they think it would look like. Go nuts with this!

Oh...and Riot? If this is doable...DO EET!!!